Hi all, relatively new poster, im looking to bring my 8year old cousin to the Hull match on Sunday, his 1st game.

Which stand would you reccomend? Is he too young for the "barmy army"?

Cheers

South West corner of the south stand, where the "real" fans are.

The East (Martin Dawes) stand is designated the 'Family Stand' and is seating behind the goal. Where I go if I take the kids.

Tino you have sold me i'm moving

Thanks for the advice! looks like we'll be heading for the east stand!!

Cant see it going down well if i drop him off at home with a whole new vocabulary!!!

That's your best bet fella, don't listen to Mark he has other blokes to protect him when things get rough in the corner.

i'd have loved it if dessie had been in south west corner of south stand during bradford game there would have been scrawny -looking warrington fans spread all over the floor ranging all the way up to obese lard buckets fishing their teeth out of their 2-pinters

i wonder what these people would have said if worrincy had been standing next to them in a bar??

and yes i can see the irony in me using the terms "scrawny", "-looking", "obese" and "lard buckets"... i'm sure there are plenty of members of these minorities that could hand out similar punishment to me

Tino, thanks for all your really positive helpful feedback.

Its nice to know the internet is working ok in your school

Everyone else, thanks!

Feel free to lock it mods to avoid more 'help' from Tino. Cheers

SW massive look after each other, Simon Moran is one of SW corner massive

We all eat McCoys crisps as well and eat yorkies.

I have Jack Johnson and Tom O'leary looking after me.

You obviously don't inhabit this area. Mark and Moran's big mate are the ones usually causing the ruckus.

I very much doubt it, Mark looks more like a lover than a fighter.

You've not seen him angry. Like a pitbull on a childs arm.

Indeed, many caused by my Mourinho type celebrations down at the front aimed at the West stand, although I haven't done this for a while now.

apologies, what i meant to say was...

...in the south west corner you frequently hear racist comments from our fans, so avoid taking your lad there

and you've not reported this to the club because....................................?

because he's lying mate

either that or just got in from school and high on smarties...!!

got friends in that stand and no-ones ever complained, very harsh to throw accusations of racism out there on a forum.

alright, lets leave it here boys,

thanks