Any ideas on a song for Mathers?

Richie Mathers, Is a ....

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Correct first letter...

(an) attacking fullback capable of playing as an additional playmaker in the 3/4 line, who will challenge for a GB spot given a couple of injury free seasons under a coach who knows how to maximise his ability.

I like that, kind of catchy.

And bounce! Na na na na na na na na na na na etc.

Oh poor Richie Mathers
Oh poor Richie Mathers
He took out Matt King
Ain't that a thing
He really not a dirty kind of guy

Get into 'em
[iMess [/i'em up
Get into'em
[iMess [/i'em up

Ooooooooohhh

Richie Mather's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Wires
He didn't have much choice
He's not a dirty player
He'll set our team alight
He can take out other players
And we couldn't give a...

We have a winner!

Ooooooooohhh

Richie Mather's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Wires
It was sign or he'd be...
He's not a dirty player
He'll set our team alight
He can take out other players
And we couldn't give a...

Might be a tad better

No.

Must be good if you don't like it

Just the inclusion of a swear word where they are not needed to provide humour/improvement to a song.

Works better without.

Actually, the line that I replaced didn't rhyme with with the previous one. Now can you come up with a word that comes anywhere near hat that would express Mathers' buggeredness had he not signed for us?

I have been trying for ages. I give up

Ive decided to call Richie Mathers...... Richie May-thers thats what the aussies called him........ I like it and it would confuse the pie eaters no end...

can you make a song up for that

It rhymes with the whole thing. The emphasis instead however is on the 'he' in the two lines, which gives it a nice change. Three infact so following the conventions of songs it's extra points.

Also your line is longer with more syllables.

However one thing i will credit you. You might get an greater average decibel level as the drunks in the South Stand will pick up and sing the extra swear word.

Tie? Belt? Cap?

Now go back to mine and try saying Itwas, put them a bit closer together and it fits in quite nicely.

Why the sudden looking down your nose at people by the way (just out of interest)?

Richie Mather's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Wires
It was sign or he'd be tie/belt/cap

Erm....

Nothing of the sort. I've mentioned my thoughts about various groups in stadium previously. But there the minority.

And i mistook your question as in replacing the word 'Hat'.

In that case...
using yours.

Richie Mather's magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Wires
It was sign or he'd be done*
He's not a dirty player
He'll set our team alight
He can take out other players
And we couldn't give a...
Or/ But we couldn't give a...

* Which could be likely as he was plying his trade in the reserves for most of season.

Oli's is still the better version.

Lines 2 and 4 should rhyme, as should lines 6 and 8

You happy with your attention now?