Does that ever come with a happy ending Skents?

As in something that made his eyes roll?

Heh heh heh.

Don't go in there. I snapped this young Wigan fan coming out.

"Hi Paul, if you give me my usual, you know beard trim and 'The Hasselhoff', you can have an advert on Warrington Worldwide with 10% off and a mention on RL Fans"

Can t belive skents has a Wash Cut and blow i thought short was the way to go these days!!

Use to put all sorts on my hair years ago,Tru-gel,Shock waves none flake,hair putty,Spray gel,its that lot that proabley made it fall out........

Sorry back on topic Hairs rock on orford lane is a decent Barbers shop Mark think is name is he will even belt a tune out for you while you are in his shop!!

Dont know the name, but on Church St opposite The Bulls Head is a real good barbers and only £6.50

If you want a top quality cut and finish, go see my mate Andy Moran (Callaghan Moran) on Sankey St. Top notch stuff!

the Turkish bloke in the tiny place at the top end of Longshaw Street is actually far more skillful and more than many people who charge premium rates. £7 for a cut.

Turkish barbers are fine if you're a knuckdragging neanderthal, who wears a tee-shirt 3 sizes too small, baseball cap and socks tucked into trackie bottoms. A simple number 1 all over with a few tram lines to match-up with the tattoos on arms and neck. Give a turkish barber a pair of scissors and he's buggered...

You could have a Lionel Blair haircut like mine.

not the one on bridge street, he's not up to a challenge.

the girls at the very back of the market about £6.50 and they do a good job

Traditions in Sankey only £5.50. You get a stamp every time you go, on your sixth visit you get a free toy.

In the market, next to one of the entrances is £6.50. Not sure what it's called.

One of them always wears a leather waistcoat and sweats, another with white hair shakes quite a bit as if he needs a drink. The other is always stood outside having a fag.
Kids aren't allowed on Saturdays and they get really weird if any come in.
They stop speaking and get agitated. One sweats more, the other shakes more, and they wait until the one having a fag comes back in and tells the kids that they're not allowed on Saturday.

You come out of there sweating, shaking, needing a fag and hating children.

Decent wig-trim though.

I have mine done there by the scouse fella. £27 for a cut and blow, can't go wrong.


This is actually quite an interesting topic. When people mention things that have declined over the years (chippies, postmen, online video interviews) this is never brought up. It took me years to find a good hairdresser, I actually grown it to gay lengths as I couldn't trust anyone with it.

Bald is the future

Yep the dolly birds my mate calls them!!!Wonder if they do extras..

Why not give Lancasters in Market Street a try -Good banter in English -and they give you a sweetie after the event ,to stop you from crying . But the plus -only cost's one shilling

Ilhams marsh house lane hes a top bloke gallatasaray fan good turkish shave aswell dont call his team if you're having a turkish shave whilst he has that cut throat in hand

Some my people have got far too much money



£8 The Scissor Movement, Bruche Heath Gardens and you get to have your haircut by the lovely Jacqui

The only downpoint is, your surrounded by drawings of Andy Bennett and Tony Humphries

My old school mate Jason- Jason Michael Barbers, 139 Bewsey Road.
Top quality cut, nice modern interior.

Anyone who is bald, cannot comment surely. I'm looking at you Stevo. If Ilhams did that to you then it's a good enough reason to stay away.



The Original Barber Shop on London road is £12 but they do a good job and don't instantly head for the shavers!

The mens room in culcheth, best in the town.

Isn't that the one with the "G.A.Y barbers" sign outside ? (Serious question).