'daddy, daddy, show us your d1ck!'. Sung at a night match at wilderspool to some poor bloke who had been called over the tannoy to collect his son and had to walk back in front of the fletch on his way out.

Sung at Wigan last year.

"Whohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh, Your the biggest cheats in the world.

You broke the salary cap,
Gaz Hock is on smack,
And Dessie ted Irooooooo."

This year, the first time I heard it, I had a little chuckle...

"We watched our team for fooking years,
you'll never see us without our beers,
we went to Wembley and we won the cup,
so fook you all 'cos we're on the up"
Wires... Na na na na na....

Tom Hark - The Piranhas

ive wondered what the resr of these lyrics have been for a long time now! senor peckerwood! i salute you!

can anybody enlighten on me on what this song is? i probably know it, but i cant think of it for the life of me! cheers

I heard a different version:

Whohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh, You're the biggest cheats in the world.
You've got Feka the lard@rse
Fielden the mard@rse
And Dessie ted Iroooo


Both are good

hahahahahahaha that ones a good one aswell!

I always chuckled at the Marcus Bai-sexual chant

haha! well at least thats not valid anymore.......the Hock one isn't either come to think of it! thinking caps on for a new one

Mrs critch by any chance? If not nvm lol!

Well subsitute feka for lima the mard

And apparently hock is still going to be your player so it is valid! And even if he wasn't going to re-sign or continue his contract he was still your player when he cheated so we could still techincally sing it!

what?! nvm i think! lol

its ironic calling Feka and Lima when you have Solomona! lol at least Feka lost weight this year!

even if Hock is still our player...he isnt on drugs anymore. so substitute "is" for "was" and your getting there!

Nvm it is then! Haha!

Sol is not fat! He's husky! Feka lost weight at the start of the year but surely he put it back on throughout the season cos he didn't look any thinner really did he!

And hock IS still a cheat whether he is on drugs now or not! No was about it!

*just realised you meant the is in the song! But changing is to was still doesn't ruin our song! CHEATS!

too tired to think straight! And I'm going on my blackberry!

as far as i know, hes kept it off. IMO it didnt really benefit him, his runs werent as powerful, unless thats just me thinking it, still gonna miss the bloke!

Hock WAS a cheat. but now hes clean, working harder than ever and is eager to come back better than ever! so WAS a cheat! it wasnt performance enhancing drugs he took, so it wasnt a cheat to benefit his game

Actually a lot of research has been carried out, which says cocaine can be performance enhancing due to the effects including the short term energy and confidence, so he would have had an edge. They agree long term performance would suffer due to the continued use though.

Gareth Hock brought a new meaning to Ray French's "He's going for the line!"

"Marcus Bi-Sexual, Marcus Bi-Sexual!!"

Aimed at Marcus Bai of leeds, used to always make me laugh although I would of never said it to his face!

Not so much a chant, but at Leeds away when everybody was chanting "Bailey is a..." repeatedly, a man behind me just shouted "Your dad's a legend though!" Made me laugh

Wigan away 2009 --- singing "cheer up Martin Gleeson......." after we had knocked Wigan out of the cup and were heading for Wembley.

Two of my favourites -

There's only one Michael Sullivan, there's only one Michael Sullivan.
He used to be e, but now he's alright, walking in a Sullivan wonderland.

Away v Hudds, Neil Kelly had just been sacked by Widnes and was on the Sky commentary team. As he's climbing the ladders to the gantry (right above the Warrington fans) some tight get starts up 'on the dole, on the dole, on the dole...'. Stevo was shaking with laughter climbing up after him.

Seem to remember having a great laugh at that match. Just before KO, Kelly was walking to the gantry getting loads of "if you all hate Widnes clap your hands" and he gave a little clap, then tripped on one of the steps. Then it was "he fell over, he fell over". Took it in good heart though. When he came out for the second half, we were all woooooooh, hey when he got past the step.

The stewards were very keen on making us sit down and as they made their way along the rows to an offneder, every one else sang, "stand up if you love wire" and there were 1000 of us stood, so they gave up. Even their mates were laughing.

I also remember a butch looking female stward getting plenty of indirect stick

what's this michael monaghan song people have mentioned

im dying to know!

Same as the Sully one, isn't it? But change it too "Micky Monas".

which is????

Only one Micky Monas,
Used to be poop but now he's alright,
Walking in a monas wonderland

?

oh right