pm with your address so i can call round for them . thanx.

Richie Mathers, Mathers
Running down the wing

Richie Mathers, Mathers
Catching the ball again
Or/ He's caught the ball again

etc etc



Yes it's terrible

Correct

At least it's a song which isn't just a complete rip off of another player.



How about this one.

Someone's turned very judgemental after a recent birthday....

To the tune of Stuart Reardon song:

We're not allowed a song that has ever been sung about another player ever Oli, come on, learn the rules.

If you knew me, i've always been judgemental


I'm usually always cynical with a dress sense of humor too, so you should know better to take what i say how it looks

Ah yes, the Sallly Cinammon approach, only not

Thankfully not everyone is identical to their online personas, probably not even sally.

Anyway dear. Songs.

We signed a lad who isn't the best, Mathers, Mathers.
He tries to take out all the rest, Mathers, Mathers.
If he's not taking the head of Matty King,
he's tripping you up all down the wing,
but we all know that Mathers will come good

BOUNCE

Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na, na na, na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Coz we all know that Mathers will come good

I know it's similar to the Hicks one, but try and force me to give a damn

I'm disappointed. Where are the swear words?

I know, a family friendly song, I've let myself down.

All those drunken 14 year olds around the barmy will be kicking you out. Or is that knocking you out? Oh i don't know.

Apparently it'd be "banging" me out.

When arrr wurrr a lad, you could say that to a woman as a chat up line

Ah my days of youthfullness are long behind me. Proper good (bad) as the kids might say. I don't know what kind of women you used to speak to.

I remember when t'Lion, t'witch and t'wardrobe was a book and not a flawed franchise.

similar to the wainwright song


there's only 1 richie mathers
there's only 1 richie mathers
he used to be shi-e
but now he's alright
mathers is a f-----g superstar

Right, so who's going to be good people and edit their posts removing the swear words they've tried to squeek round the swear filter and who's going to be getting the=red red pen ?

Mathers oooo Mathers oooo
He used to be a pie
lettin wilkin in for a try
Mathers oooo Mathers oooo
He knocked out Matty King
but now his name we'll sing

Nowhere man The Beatles

Where's 'The Hitman Norvern Soul' when you need 'im eh ?

Mine are done, can I go out and play now sir?

Super, super Rich,
Super, super Rich,
Super, super Rich,
Super, super Richie Mathers.

To the magic hat tune

Huddersfield had Riley
Rovers have Cockayne
You might think their mental
but Mathers is insane

Sometimes he gets Yellow
And sometimes he sees Red
If you try and step him
He'll stiff arm your head

Whats the tune to that one