Roy has just epitomised everything he has brought to us in his first half performance. Aside from his errors, Wigan are targeting him because they know he doesn't give a crap and looks like a sh@thouse. Tompkins pushed his head into him after the play the ball- no reaction. He runs the ball back and starts sidestepping to avoid heavy contact, and to round it Clubbs targets him (because he knows Assotasi doesn't give a crap) and Ass s out again. Get him on the next flight tomorrow.

He is not remotely interested and seemingly feels no shame about showing it.

Ah well crapatasi won't be here next year so that's a bonus at least

Oh no. It's been announced that he's leaving.



I've changed my mind, and want him to stay. I've realised the error of my ways, and am just about to drive to his club bought house, and hold a 48 hour vigil at his front door.

I've got a bag load of candles to be lit, downloaded KC and the Sunshine's "Please Don't Go", so I can play it on loop through a ghetto blaster, started a "ROY MUST STAY" petition....if I get 3 signatures, I'm going straight to 10 Downing Street and get David Cameron to use his influence.

The T-shirts have been made, placards constructed. I'm hoping Virgin Records will back my "We love you, Big Fella" single (I'm hoping for a top 10 chart position). I've sent copies to Grimmy, Fearne Cotton, Bruno Brookes and Diddy David Hamilton.

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WG say he's off to Australia today? Was that his last game then?

Does it? Where?

Just had a look - in the minute by minute live match update report it says this just before kick off - 'Roy Asotasi is heading back to Australia today, but he also gets a rare run from the start'. No mention of it from the club but why would the WG make it up. I suppose it speaks volumes if he has gone and the club have said nothing......

He not only started the game but he actually put some effort in, I watched in wonder, TS announced a few weeks ago Roy was returning to Aus I assumed it would be at the end of the season, and then followed with back room changes and also to be player changes.

Wait and see time with regards to other players.

I can't believe this is true for one minute. if it was big Roy's last game it would have been announced on the tannoy and the crowd would have given him a big send off.

Its a public address system, Tannoy is the brand....

ahem, there were a few players doing the kids thing in front of the East stand yesterday. It did feel a bit like last home game of the season/saying fairwell.

Joel in particular took a long time to get off the field.

Maybe Mr Roy is condensing all his minutes into a couple of games then he can have an early dart back home.

I was only saying that to my wife the other day while she was doing the hoovering.

hey, as long as she was doing some kind of housework.

The current future ex mrs Cat has a Dyson and says she's hoovering, it hurts my brain

I can't believe the constant, unwarranted flak I get on this forum.

Know what you mean. Mrs Turvey 'hoovers' with a Henry. She should be Henrying.

How badly wrong did Hoover get it when no-one now has a Hoover but everyone still does the hoovering.

I might sellotape that quote to the wall

After making a Xerox copy with corrections in Tippex.

i work with some old duffers who still say photostat, i'm not quite sure what that is.

None of this has anything to do with the last millennium magic weekend in Newcastle..... erm. upon Tyne.

Take a photograph of a medical situation quickly?

Photostat machines go back to the 1910-20's I think, but they disappeared around the 1960's. Probably because lots of old duffers kept nicking them for office party events, and the company couldn't afford to replace them.

Do you see any upset Zombies around?

This forum!

Colin Blunstone wasn't too happy.