I was being serious that there is a lot with that name, but probably not 10.

Does that answer your question?

Cantalever chippy is the dogs do daas..
Eh mate is this fish cooked,
yeah why,
Well its ate all the fookin chips..

It's a chippa, and Oli, there are two Greenwood Fryers, the one actually in Greenwood being the best.

"There's a worm in my Meat Pie"
"That's fat"
"It should be, it's eaten all the f'kin meat!"


BOOM! Stick that in your joke thread.

What part of Warrington do you come from? IT'S CHIPPER pronuonced chip-ohr!!!



Thanks for the recommendations - keep em' coming.

Can you blow into this bag sir?

Why I've not been drinking.

My chips are hot.......sorry it's the only chip joke Iv'e got.

I remember going into Charlies Chipper late when I was a kid living in Dallam and asking "Have you any chips left Charlie?" and when he said "yes" we said it's your own fault for making too many and then run off.

Get out of here. The standards of that chippy have gone down the sh[ii[/itter since they painted the pub white.

Top Taste on Orford lane make a chips and doner meat worthy of Zeus himself. The doner is almost as nice as the Charcoal's, whilst the chips are faf.

Golden City for me next to D&M Cycles, huge portions.

If i want a kebab or pizza, I go to Ackies.....

For an Indian we go to Yummy Yums.....

Havent found a decent one yet in warrington soggy batter everywhere

This isn't a bad shout, as a chicken donner from Top Taste is pretty nice, but fish, chips, peas and curry from Greenwood is pretty close to an orgasm of the tastebuds.

Chicken meat and chips from there is spot on.

Not really into chippers,but for a chinese it has to Padgate Rose.

Chinese - Neighbours or Mike & Marthas.
Indian - The British Raj

anybody know what the cottage is like? want to take the missus for a top class indian without travelling to rusholme.

Yeah. I were there not long ago. Absolutley spot on service and top food. Best indian I've ever had. 5/5 for me.

If anybody want's to go for a nice meal out try the white apron near wilkies tavern. My cousin gaz is head chef and the food is top drawer.

went that peacock near asda birchwood last week, two for one , top meal and peroni on draught!!!!!

Been a couple of times no complaints top food great service staff very pleasant bit pricey but you only get what you pay for.

If you manage to go Rusholme may i recommend The Muglawi same as the cottage only you can take your own drinks,right opposite is a ice-cream parlour with just about evert ice-cream imaginable well worth a visit...

The Cottage has been fully refurbed about 2 months ago.

orford, yes people round my area call it a chip-ohr but i prefer to talk not like im from orford

Cannot argue with any of those. Take a boo son. Although, Mike and Marthas really isn't the best when it comes to chinese. The best chippy in warrington by far though and i tend to try a different one each week when i am out and about. The orford fryer is round the corner from my house and i still don't go, terrible chippy. If you are thinking of going, just drive down northway to the bottom and go The Chip Inn instead, the gravy is different class in there.

Why Thank you. I also am not a big fan of this Orford Fryer. People get yourself down to Mike & Marthas - best in Warrington.

Hidden gem is the Parksway chippy (sic).

Have you ever had a M&M's sober?

Suprisingly, yes. Small portions admittedley but the taste is impeccable.

And whats wrong with Orford, i live in Winwick Village now but was brought up in Orford, its still a Chippor