First line of commentary - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

5th line of commentary - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

After kick off - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

30 minutes in - It's been 61 YEARS SINCE WARRINGTON LAST WON THE TITLE.

You get the picture.

dont watch the 1st 30 mins its top of the pops on bbc4 till kick off time but id bet my wat nots he,ll say warrington won the lls last week at hull (thru gritted teeth ) then go on to mention is this our year..avin lost at wembley.sts superb record at our place and what a player roby is..and wilkin and scarsbrook and anyone else in a sts shirt

Meanwhile in the other semi final, we are now always called 'Hull FC who have never been the same since winning at Wembley'

If we both win this week, they'll go into complete Wembley meltdown in the Grand Final.

Hoping to meet you there for a Decider!

I'll see your "hoodoo" and raise you a "get the monkey off their backs"

My old mate Stevo

Sean Long was a great player

Sintellins are known as the entertainers

Wide to West (God how I hate hearing that)

Wigan's injury list

Leeds being unable to train pre season because of their flooded training facilities (and of course, there's no other green spaces in Leeds!!!)

Roby man of steel candidate

"There was a time when Warrington couldn't buy a win against St Helens".........accompanied by a slight gasp and a shudder as he remembers a special self pleasuring moment!

Wide to Owens....Wide to Owens... Oh my word.. The Saints have done it to Warrington again..... and I FUCKING LOVE IT! (Mic hits floor)

Well least he'd be being honest!

Lucky to get away with it Warrington

"whatever happened" of course they capitulated against Wigan just a couple of weeks ago.

That looked a bit high from Simms, but the referee's let it go.

He actually said last week that we'd only ever been champions ONCE! The tool

He'll say "Could it be their year?" eight times!

Yes.

"They broke the Black and Whites' hearts last week."

*after a fifteen-pass, 90m try-scoring move where the ball reached both wings twice* "Forward! It looked like that last pass drifted forward to me... Stuart?"

Not far off 3 though was it.

obsessed. trot on d!ckwad

Yes, as he was 100% incorrect.

Within 5 seconds, he mentions our record.Unbelievable

I really think he might top himself tonight.

Is he still alive after that?

he's been seen at bridge foot threatening to jump in the river...somebody do us all a favour a push the weasel in.

Notice the red tie he wore

In the 'after match analysis' on Sky Eddy rabbitted on again about the 'controversial video ref decisions' , and had the temerity to assert that it is 'our job' to talk about them ( he didn't add 'endlessly').
This guy is supposedly an experienced commentator, so where does he get this nonsense? Surely the team tactics, the attacking plays, the quality defences, the fitness of the players, the atmosphere in the ground, the quality of the 'uncontroversial' tries, are worthy of much more discussion than video ref decisions that can almost never be conclusively proven either way? Apparently not. The commentators can ignore all the GREAT things about last night's rugby match and simply spend all their time boasting about how much better they are at refereeing decisions than the officials, and what a terrible tragedy it is that the match, the season, the year, the country has been ruined by the video ref.

Get rid of the lot and start again.

He did sounded genuinely gutted after the match yesterday.

The guys a joke, the sooner he follows Stevo out the door the better, it can only be a matter of time.

No doubt it will be all they in the lead up to the game tonight

I can't remember him mentioning that we have the best attack AND defence over the season...no once. His line is that we are lucky to be in the position we are in....joke.

In the Wigan game preamble guff that he does he said Warrington are the leading points scorers and Wigan are the kings of defence. Arsenut.

Every neutral should listen back to the whole commentary yesterday and see the distest in Eddie voice on praisin the wire. His voice gets ten times louder every time saints get close to the line . It's embarrassing. he offers nothing to sky but rocking horse .... Comments

Id never thought his bias was as bad as people said....until i watched the game back a few times this morning. Atrocious and the fact it's annoyed him and the whining saints fans so much makes it all the sweeter.

He is a Grade 1 joke