Thought provoking post although I must admit that the Louis Anderson thing passed me by. Does anyone think that Trent Waterhouse is on stanby to join this team?

I think Trent will make it into the Laziest XIII. Even though he makes 200 tackles a game and 48 hit ups.
I think it is something to do with his running / walking style when he is making his way to a scrum. Bridge has a similar sort of "efficient / energy saving" jogging style.
Kelly Shelford was another but it is debatable if that was just him trying to not expend energy when he didn't have to. I suppose the scapegoat XIII would have some players that would make the Laziest XIII also.

Paul Rauhihi.

Joe Ropati for the laziest muthaf........ ever to pull on the P&B (top player, tho)

Players with no middle gears, lazy or amazy!

1 Stefan ratchford
2 Andy currier
3 Joe ropati
4 Chris bridge
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6 Kelly shelford
7 lee briers
8 Steve roach
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10 Paul rauhihi
11 Trent waterhouse
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13

......"and this fellas been sat on the bench. Doesn't it make you wonder"

He scored quite a lot like that too. I've still got that video somewhere. Unfortunately we were one of the three families in the UK who bought a Betamax video.

Andy Currier didn't play on the wing. But he was still rubbish.

the better system that failed through cost.