30? You poor sod. None of the splendid ladies mentioned here deserve to be associated with the umpa-lumpa hued, tattoed, jogging bottom fraternity that passes as glamourous these days. You've missed out mate.

I'm not in a care home, but when I am my collection of Valerie Leon and Veronica Carlson postcards will be coming with me.

You coffin dodgers are really missing out. How about Kim Kardashian ? Here is one of her better quotes

"The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV and drinking a glass of Harveys Bristol Cream"


And she has some serious rear, real estate to boot.

Young upstart, my capacity is far from in danger of being removed!

Victoria Principal
Nuff said

Audrey Hepburn, particularly in Breakfast At Tiffanys.

Guys - this is probably the funniest thread I've read on here for a long time.
My wife has just asked 'what's so funny?'
I've had to try to explain how Hattie Jacques and Kim Kardashian end up in tread about Warrington coaches......

Priceless.

(Pun wasn't intended, but I'll claim it

May I insert Diane Keen from Cuckoo Waltz into this conversation?

Didn't Hattie give husband John Le Mesurier a bit of hard time in the physical stakes? Not my cup of tea no wonder Sargeant Wilson had a daliance with Mrs Pike

If it was "Antiques Road Trip" on the TV then we'd be venturing into perfect woman territory.

I thought your name was made in honour of Charlie Winslade so I assumed you were one of the forum elders

Yeah but probably that's part of a "brand partnership" with Wotsits and Harveys Bristol Cream and she would be getting you to take the pictures for her instagram. #datenight #cheesytip #creamy

Oh the lovely Audrey. Utter class and grace and delicate beauty. A proper girl who I'm sure never visited a Greggs, wore grey stained jogging bottoms, had the names of her offspring and her nana tattoed on various unpleasant patches of flesh and feel the need to cake herself in so much make up you'd need a trowel to apply it.

How I'd have loved to slap Henry Higgins in the face in "My Fair Lady" and whisk Aud off to erm protect her.

I'll throw Sharon Tate into the mix, god bless her and Tiswas' very own Sally James. Sell your junk on Noel Edmonds multi-coloured swop shop if you want, my youth was spent praying an errant custard pie copped Sally square in the funbags and unleased a tsunami of hormones.

2 words “LEATHER WAISTCOAT”!

Jenny Agutter in Walkabout (she was 19).

Quality Captain but better as Jessica 6 in Logans Run imo

My dad liked Jane Fonda in Barbarella. Well,I think he liked her in anything to be honest........ in fact if I am brutally honest, I think he would have preferred her in nothing at all.

Back on topic Wane rumours gathering pace on Twitter.

Charlie you are a one ha ha

What’s the rumour, I don’t do Twitter

Wane's cup of tea is Felicity Kendall from the Goodlife, headscarf, dungarees and a bit grubby.

On topic and managed to give me a frisson at the same time (Fliss not Wane).

Sally Carr (‘Middle of the Road)
Sheila Ferguson (Three Degrees)
Pans People

I was only a young lad but my old man seemed to take an interest in Top of the Pops.

A very interesting assortment of lovely ladies being mentioned on this thread.



As a child growing up in the late 70's, early 80's, can I throw in the following,

Sigourney Weaver (especially those final few scenes in Alien)
Claire Grogan (Gregory's Girl & the whole Altered Images period)
Debbie Harry.
... oh and the various women who modelled the ladies underwear in the Freeman's catalogues

Jenny Seagrove - as an 18 year old diving into a swimming pool in Local Hero.
Mind you even now she's pretty tidy!!
Lucky Bill Kenwright - that's all I say.

Doesn't matter if she can coach RL

Thinking back, I used to have a poster of Bridget Bardot on my bedroom wall. My dad didn't seem to mind too much!