i burst into random song in the car yesterday

Sunday, Monday, HAPPY DAYS,
Tuesday, Wednesday, HAPPY DAYS,
Thursday, Friday, HAPPY DAYS,
Saturday, what a day,
Rockin all week with you.
This day is ours
Won't you be mine. OH HAPPY DAYS
This day is ours OH HAPPY DAYS

then i sh*t you not the mrs said

"oohhh whats the name of that TV show thats off again... was it cheers"?

hahahahhahahhahahaha



classic!

Last stupid thing i heard from a woman is Wigan will win the grand final this year

The most stupid thing a woman could say is 'I do'!

Same goes for a man as well.

Hey we do it to keep you men entertained

Let's be aving you, where are you. Good old Delia Smith

You didn't give the answer, its bugging me this as i remember that tune.

what TV show was it off ?

It's not just women! Many many years ago when my Grandad was still with us, we spent Christmas Day afternoon watching 'The Posiedon Adventure' (the original Gene Hackman version). A good 90 minutes into the film my Grandad turns to me looking a little puzzled and asks "Is that boat upside down?"

Not Meakley,
Not Bleakley,
Beat me on the bottom with a womens weekley!!!!!!

Lets do it,lets do it tonight!! (victoria wood.)

erm what is it???

Happy Days!

No Sherlock.

He asked!

At Alton Towers and my now wife came up with 3 in one day.

1. Upon buying doughnuts turned to me and said 'the thing with these doughnuts that i don't like is that they are......you know....... a bit doughy'

clue's in the title love

2. When leaving you have to put £4 in a machine to get a gold metal token similar size to a pound coin.
She puts in 4 pound coins the token drops she takes it out and says 'oh look i've got change'
she then waits by the machine
'steven, it's not given me a token and nicked £3'

about 2mins before it clicked

now i'm in bits now and she's been keeping me entertained all day and then she tops it off with this

3. "memorial service? Why are we going to a memorial service?
Me: read it again love.
Her: memorial
me:slowly
her: oh.....MONORAIL

She's usually on the ball

i'm a girl



further proof of what the op said

Apologies.

My wife allways tells me that seafood 'smells of the sea'

I need to keep quiet because the her dad is member of this site,and will read anything i put.

What's his username?

nearly as bad as me calling wayne rooney 'rayne wooney' and bon jovi 'jon bovi'

But my best one, a few years ago I was driving in my car with the current Mrs WW and her mother (god bless her soul) one Sunday afternoon.

I put on the radio in thae car, Radio Merseyside, Ray French commentating, Wire against someone.

'What does felibrious mean?'
What?
'He says Warrington allways look felibrious!'

No! Warrington allways look for Lee Briers!

Anyway she is no longer with us and I miss her dearly but I laughed all day.

Should we start a new thread 'The stupid things men do' ?

I've got one. PC signing Warren Stevens.

Yawn.