"Clarkey just said he's going to get a 2 year contract extension"

Clarke: "Don't know what the joke it boys, but I'll laugh along with you all."
Briers: "Err, it's that you're off to Widnes mate!"

Clarke: "I'm after an extension from Warrington"
Briers: "Yeah, I know a couples of builders, who will build it for you"

that's a good one.

Just picking on Clarke isn't so much.

Like saying

"Higham's just said he's better than Clarke."

Admittedly Clarke isn't the best in the Warrington squad. He may be one of the worse but ATM he is miles ahead of Solomona and light years ahead of Higham (Who has never been good for Wire).

You're joking, right?

Only just

"yeah honestly lads, i was top scorer last year, no chance tony's gonna leave me out the team"

Higham to Clarke.
"If you get a 12 month contract , I'll show my ar$e on tele.

riley; i can't feel my legs!
higham; that's my leg!

Briers: "... and she just kept saying 'me so horny' and 'love you long time'"

i like it because briers is doing the slitty eyes too!

Tony Smith to players " listen, when Joel turns up, no-one ask for a peanut butter sandwich or hot dog"

hahaha thanks



It is an unfortunate face.

Briers just said "Don't worry lads, you can win a game without me."

And I'm only joking so hold your fire.

Briers to Tony Smith : see if you can get one of those midget gems in my mouth !

All 3 of them, look like day release from the sunshine clinic. On day out to the staduim with a free shirt as a lucky prize.

there's 4 of them sat there BD!

Camerman 'Want to hear a joke? Clarke's gonna start ahead of Higham! Oh I crack myself up'

Riles has knocked on lads. You two never do that do you?

When Widnes have been in SL as long as Warrington we will have won more trophies.

Riley is looking more and more like Beaker from the Muppet Show

but its the only one he has





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Briers: a day trip................ to Perpignan.

Riley and Higham sayin tell those two behind us to stop peeing up our backs..