I don't want any new name on the trophy until we win it, even if it takes us another 70 years. Wigan, Saints or Leeds every year until then please (or an unlikely Bradford resurgence).

I also fully expected Wigan to win it even before tonight, so at least if they do it won't be us on the receiving end at Old Trafford.

Finally the last time I wanted an individual player to lose a game not involving Warrington as much as I want Mikey Lewis to lose next week was Luke Gale in the 2017 final. He was thoroughly shown up, much to my enjoyment, and here's hoping Lewis will be too.

Could you also make a planning request for car parking that isn't run by the criminal underworld?

AND ask for sufficient leg room in the Stretford End for anyone over 4'10"

I couldn’t care less who wins.

However. It would carry move gravitas if it were the SL champions that get beaten in Las Vegas.

Now we are on the day of the game, I can't stand the thought of Peet, with his painted-on hair and perma-smirk, coming out on top. Especially as he would write a patronising letter to every one of the Hull KR players' mums afterwards thanking them for raising their son (with mini bottle of Loch Lomond whisky).

So it's Hull KR for me. But I'd enjoy it much more if Lewis got sent off for something egregious.

His smirk was absent when we put 40 points on them but agree - especially the painted on hair.