Quote ="Winslade's Offload"Following this 5.6% fall in attendance I can now accurately predict that in 20 years time our average gate will be 5,000.
League Express articles, 2033;
" I may hang my boots up next year, but I will see how things go and talk with the coach before making any sudden decisions"
Adrian Morley
"After reviewing the budget, we can confidently say that the cladding will definitely be in place next year"
St Helens CEO
" Absolutely shocking. I can not understand why the RFL seem incapable of stamping out punching and fighting, it has no place in RL"
Gareth Hock, Coach Widnes Vikings
[iThe super rich NRL in Oz have started buying up UK SL clubs and are turning them into feeder clubs.[/i
" Yeah, they should be a really good asset for us. We will probably re-name them Headingly Stormlets"
Melbourne CEO
" This is not how partnering was supposed to have developed, it's degrading, and as chairman of 'Save the Rhino's' I am asking for everyones financial support to buy back this great club"
Gary Hetherington
" I really feel for Gary, it's a black day indeed. We will of course help as much as we can (muffled laughter)"
Hunslet Coach'"
Very good Chaz, although your crystal ball missed the obvious headline, "2033 THE year of the Wolfs"