Took me ages to get warm once I got home, I was that cold, couldn't feel my toes or fingers.

you obviously dont particpate in bedroom athletics. Me and the better half were at it for hours when we got home. You cant beat it for getting the old heart pumping the blood round the extremities. I was warm in no time at all.

Homoerotictastic.

Not at all, im definitely an adam and eve man rather than adam and steve

thou protesteth to much.