From the BBC news site

She was taken to the Southern Ash Wildlife Shelter in Rawson, Victoria, but a few months later was diagnosed with cysts connected to chlamydia, a potentially fatal disease which affects about half of Australia's koala population.

I'm sure I once went out with a girl called called Chlamydia!!

Yes, it was a Dutch girl: Chlamydia Stool-Ahss. Nice girl.

Its like they say....

Never have sex with chicks from St Helens, or Koala's.

Iwas dating a girl in Australia once when she said to me:"kiss me where it smells"

So I took her to Sydney.

Butcher get your Dad's coat

Now come on BP, it's far too warm today where I am to be wearing my new "flashing mac" and leggings. (A fantastic Christmas gift from my Mother).

Even old perverts like me deserve to feel comfortable in August!

And it's no use asking The Butcher to help..................He taught me everything I know.

Summer rugby Cracking the flags here in my outpost in darkest Bolton, staff room in cellar