Are you on crack?

regarding the new "old market ground" on the precinct!!i do hope one of my favourite watering holes "the flat iron" will be left alone so we can all meet for a pre matchbeverage in there,and if not will you be restoring the "brass handles"??

Will he play in the national league as that is where he is going

what i ment is thats where are club is heading

It makes sense to me. Apart from the free beer that is.

the flat iron will be left alone because that opens early in fact i will bring in 24 hour drinking around the new stadium ,i have great plans for this stadium , it will be a legacy to shiek smithy68 ,near lidl in case of credit crunch , near the winston coz shiek smithy68 likes holtys and generally in an ideal spot to accctract more support its near the cresent so accracting the students ,also big police shop nearby ,idont think shiek smithy68 could of chose a better spot , i will also do a ground share with the ammies ,



keep the faith

glad to here the flat iron will be left alone!!are there plans to turn the libl into a salford city reds megastore too???perhaps u might be able to strike up a good deal with that secret millionaire chek whyte to buy his converted tower blocks on the cheap and turn them into exec boxes as ive heard he's gone bust!!

Is this an official Salford City Council warning on the dangers of drugs?

Any chance of getting Strongbow back on tap at the new ground SMITHY68? Also, does the free beer also stretch to Cider?

And last but not least, if you're bringing in a team of overseas Aussies can you please ask them to bring along the Manly Sea Eagles Cheerleaders

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Cheers.

Christ.

Dont think we will get him to play for us (not at the moment anyway)

WTF Your a D1ck

great point about the cheerleaders ,but being a salford lad i will have to stay with our own red hot flames , stronbow bulmers any any other beer will be free , all the empty flats what the seceret millionaire has got will be given away free to any one who can recount the last salford team to play at wembley , and was it a try by hesketh , i think it was ,also shiek smithy68 does not agree with the use of drugs so lust say no as in the case of hock drugs are for mugs all these things have happened in my mind do i need help











keep the faith

Ummm, well what can I say. Should this dream come true smithy68 then I will by you a drink.

if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY


whats his best position





keep the faith

Christ


He is very good on a cross ball

dunno what position he plays but I'll take him a bottle of water and see what he can do with that




hopefully he can part the defense like he can with water too.

he can heal any injuries quickly and easily.

sign him up quick

Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap

Some people on here need to take a chill its only a bit of fun.

You don`t have to read it,

Sense of humour bypass! Its only a bit of light hearted fun something that some people on here seem not able to grasp. There again Smithy has given them something elce to moan about so that should keep them happy.

Young Danny wrote: Christ.




Sounds like one or ours :-
Arrives like the messiah
asked to walk on water , make wine out of it & raise the dead.
Chooses Judas as a half back and is then crucified



Middle( Chair )man

If Christ really can raise the dead, any chance of him getting some life out of the shed?

thats quality








the main reason shiek smithy68 made you chairman



keep the faith

your a poet and you didnt know it