Red

Lancs yesterday

Margeret Southern AKA GT



Pretty solid evidence that GT is Lanky

Roger Moore

Our new songbook for Lancs



Horton and Chilton's batting

Murrayfield - Really nice ground and laidback no hitler stewards

Dead

The weather

Scousers

Certain people

Magic Weekend - Big waste of time and money IMO

Sniffer bailing out of doing Karaoke with me

Pah.



=redRed
Lancashire's start to the season.
The announcement about autographs at the end of the game at OT. "Please make sure you walk carefully to the pavilion, don't run, as the outfield is a little slippy."


United getting to the European Cup Final again.
United's wobble.



Dead
How cold it was at OT on Sunday.
The fact that it's meant to be p*ssing it down in St. Annes on Friday when I'm going to the Lancs Second XI game there.

Red:
Test match cricket.
Lords.

Dead:
Saints fans from Oxford.

As no-one else has mentioned it ...

=redRed
Injury time goal
Mad Drog

In a way it was very funny, but is obviously a very bad way to react at the end of a game. And as for Ballack's haranguing of the ref after his penalty appeal was rejected - it was just missing some pterodactyl-esque squawks to go with his arm-flapping!
Hopefully scenes we will never see on a RL pitch
The football thread on the Other Sports forum was manic but very funny!

A joke I posted on there last night went "The swine flu alert in London has spread since Tuesday and there are now over 100,000 Cockneys who are pig sick"

But didn't United win???

=redRed

Comedians on this forum. Side-splittingly funny.

Current headline on Cricinfo.com - "Onions peels through Windies"
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Pun-tastic!

Comes from many years being a truck driver and seeing endless coachloads of United fans heading up the M1 and M6 from London and the home counties.

It also stopped being even remotely funny as a joke when it was run into the ground about 15 years ago. Still, not like you to be living behind the times, is it?

Was it popular 15 years ago??? did your Mummsy tell you little boy



The fact is I used to see shed loads of coaches heading North full of red gimps on match days when I was a driver, not sure if it's still the case but judgeing from what you read about the cost of wendyball your average punter would be jetting in by private Lear jot

.

No, I heard myself, thanks for the vote of confidence on my youth, though, I thought I was running out of it.

No mate it's humour your running out off

, the spotty complexion and Just William style ginger barnett make you look younger than you are.

What he said.


I read that, quality



=red[uAlso Red:[/u
Guinness
Edinburgh and it's Castle, Pubs, restaurants, pubs, population, pubs...
The commentary on BBC Radio 5 Live..Brilliant. (Including the Banana bit...you had to hear it!

)
Cricinfo for it's constantly amusing comments


My fantasy league Cricket team
3/4 day weeks
Jury's Hotel Edinburgh
My Family (Not the BBC sitcom)

[uDead:[/u
The money we've spent over the past two away games!


Reds losing.
Super League Referees

Red

Razorlight this evening - pretty darn good

Knowing about the second encore when people were flooding out (and to think I get slated for reading the daily star

)

The amount of hotties at the said gig

The week and weekend ahead

Dead

The academy game earlier this afternoon

My nerves about the draw tommorow

DEAD
Chance blown!!
Feeling like an idiot!!

RED
Being asked to play for Broughton durning the summer (because they need a decent halfback

)

Batley in the morning

Salford RLFC!!!

Such an informative paper!





=redRED

My Lads - Langworthy u13's being crowned as Champions last night!



=blackDEAD

The fact the draw could prevent me from seeing Morrissey.

That should be the mother of all REDS!

=redVery very RED!

£1 - 7 fold bet to win £93 if they all come in.
Wigan-4.0 @ 1/1
Rochdale+54.0 @ 10/11
Warrington-26.0 @ 4/5
Salford-36.0 @ 10/11
St Helens-18.0 @ 1/1
Gateshead-6.0 @ 4/5
Sheffield+42.0 @ 1/1

=redRED

Salford's following today!
How good the 'very large' banner looked today at Batley!
Almost definetley getting to see Morrissey!
Wigan away in the cup.

=blackDEAD

The amount of K[size=17.[/sizenobs at Batley today!


Wigan away in the cup.

Only if you've no taste in music.


=redRed
Tim.
Made in Salford tattoos.

It is when you need to keep up with whats going in the world



Red

Shameless tonight

Frank Gallagher's monologue on The Stone Roses

Batley away

Getting to see Morrissey (If he doesn't pull out due to illness)

Dead

That ''sports'' bar in Batley



The amount of assholes there from Salford, made Batleys hicks look sane and thats saying something.

Chris 'the retard' Joynt and that pan faced union rentboy.

RED- shameless last night
the female talent going into total fitness in Walkden at the moment

Dead- still 2 weeks till pay day
7 months till shameless is back on

RED:

Upcoming Gigs
Twisted Wheel @ Academy 1
Girls Aloud @ MEN


Morrissey @ Apollo
The Panics @ Roadhouse
Florence & The Machine @ Salford St. Phillips Church
Oasis, Kasabian, Enemy, Twisted Wheel, Free Peace @ Heaton Park
Kasabian @ Academy 1
Antony & The Johnsons with 33 Piece Orchestra @ Opera House
Elbow and the Halle Orchestra @ Bridgewater Hall
Elbow @ MEN
The Cribs @ Apollo

next we'll get the famous [i"I'm only there to accompany my young daughter and her friends" [/iquote



btw....that's a really diverse selection of music mate