British rugby and footy fans have some pretty good terrace humour, I reckon. Some of it highly politically incorrect of course, but still good.

Without wanting to go too 'offside' here, what are the best efforts you've heard?

Was always amused by the Simpsons-referencing Wire chant about Graham Appo:
"He's quick, he's smart, he runs the Kwik-e-Mart,
APPO! A-PPO!"

North Stand chants at Leigh are legendary !!!
*& very, very, naughty*

Jamie Jones
Jamie Jones
Jamie, Jamie Jones
He's got no song
Coz his name's too long
Jamie Jones-Buchanan

Posh Spice is a slapper
She lives on beans and rice
And when she's s******g Beckham
She dreams of Leon Pryce

Bulls fans singing about ex-Leeds Chev Walker
"He used to be sh*te, but now he's alright"

Let’s all shop at Tesco’s whilst throwing thousands of Tesco carrier bags on to Central Park was my favourite. When a supermarket saved Wigan from going bust lol

Leigh fans to Wigan's "I'd rather be a pastie than a pie "

Remember that well, bags tied Together and strung across the stanchions.

May be same day as Jamie Mathious outrageous prop forward dummy and try.

Remember some song leeds away at Hull (possibly sharks days) something like “your crap just like harbour lights” Flopped Nick Berry tv comedy drama.

I think we have 4 or 5 songs just about poor old "Wiggin"

To the tune of The Adam's Family ......

They're dirty & they're smelly
They come from Ince & Whelley
They can't afford a telly ......
The Wigan Family !!!

*other lyrics contain reference/inference to Wigan family incest* & so forth.

I do like the one Salford had for Kopczak (no idea whether his other clubs used it)

To the tune of Top Cat

Kopczak!! The boy from Eccleshill
Kopczak!! His name is hard to spell
We know it starts K-O-P-C
What comes next we think it's a Zee

Sorry, that's rubbish Uncle Rico.

You've got six fingers, we've only got five from the Trinity fans to our friends at the Jungle

The best is still “you’re just a fat Robbie Savage” at Eorl Crabtree.

'Rectum of Wigan'

Who let the Dogs out was a classic sung to the ginger Aussie who played for Wire !!!

One from the Sixties used to make me smile..

WIGAN!-----UNDER THE ARM!

Happier days with 20000 crowds and sergeant major Eric Clay to entertain us all.

It wasn’t at rugby but it was at Hilton Park that I recall one of my favourites, when Leigh RMI played Fulham in the cup and Fulham were owned by Al Fayed of Harrods fame-

“You can shove your fu@*ing Harrods up your a@se” followed by “we love you Asda we do, we love you Asda we do, oh Asda we love you”

Simple but effective

The best for me was from Trinity fans at Hull KR back in the days when Hull was not a part of Yorkshire.
After chanting the usual "Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire" with vigor They then switched to this in a long slow, drawn out drawl.

"H u m b e r s i d e c o u n t y c o u n c i l"

Thankfully, they are now back in the fold.

Ok, you had to be there.......and a Yorkshireman.

The third one was aimed at the Fulham fans, “ You must have come in a taxi....”

I think it says a lot about the Threepenny Stand chants that most had to be confined to the archives following the 2000 Semi Final shenanigans and ensuing fan's charter



My most recent favourites are:

"20 nil and you f*cked it up", sung at Craven Park on Good Friday 2016

"We only need 12 men", sung at Craven Park on Good Friday 2018

"Where's your Wembley Song?, Where's your Wembley song??, sung whenever we play Hull KR since the 2016 Wembley win

"Since 1985, since 1985
You haven't won a trophy, haven't won a trophy, haven't won a troooooooooooophy......
Since 1985!", sung at the Hull Derby in recent years.

I am missing the derbies, even the ones we lose

"You're $#!T & you know you are"

Sung to the remaining Pie Eaters crying into their meat & tater when Leigh hit 30, then 40, then 50 against the enemy in Super League 2017 !!!

#HappyDays

"Legendary" to the point only Leigh fans can recall any of them...

Obviously....

'Small town near Wigan/Wakefield' to the tune of of Guantanamera for Leigh/Cas always makes me smile.

About the turn of the millennium, when some Hull FC fans had been warned about their behaviour:
"We're here, we're there,
We're not allowed to swear"