Signed for a club over here according to himself. Any Idea who?? Could be us as we have just Freed up a quota spot letting Ben Roberts go. He said it starts with W but not sure if he is throwing people off the scent.

Have you seen Chris Sandow lately? He looks like he’s eaten Dave Taylor.

Sure he will get his fitness back.

But poor old Dave Taylor has gone forever.........

You made proper laugh out loud with that Notts. Great post.

W.... could be Weight Watchers club?

Whitehaven, even then, he'd be a squad player.

Allegedly he would have to keep clear of certain purveyors of South American marching powder.

Explains why he looks more Maradonna than Prima Donna!

Has anyone else seen his posts on Instagram? The guy is literally illiterate!

"Fat man back"

Wire management on record that it was a huge struggle to get him on the field for every single match such was the state he was in. Have to be desperate to sign him.

Toronto maybe?

Toronto is in canada, not the UK

It's in Canada.
He has also stated he's trying to throw people off the scent, but thanks for once again making a very useful contribution to the VT.

That assumes that Chris Sandow has an atlas.

Workington?

The way our luck is going lately, what with the directors paying themselves a fortune right up until the end, leaving no money and staff not paid for a month, the subsequent administration and losing Inu, Albert, Tangata and Hood from our squad, it will probably be us for about four games til it goes tits up.

Hopefully this is a wind up. His track record speaks for itself. Any club would be foolish to sign him up.