Away.

Yes I know I could have posted this on 'les cats' page but even less people post there than the Harlequins site and I was hoping for a more impartial set of comments than someone who will just try and flog me an expensive transfer from Girona.

So whats the go with a trip to Les Cats ground?

Barry McKenzie has visited Girona airport twice before and feels thats surely not the best way to attend a Catalans Dragons home fixture? What airport do you all use?

What about accommodation?

Is it cheap down 'Les Cats' neck of the woods?

I've been to Nice, Monte carlo and St Tropez before and they all charge like wounded kangaroos there.

Barry McKenzie wants to take in a Les Cats match in the sun before he departs back to the land of plenty later this year.

Thanks for your help.

Any time today guys.

I'm off to the Walkabout soon

At last our favourite Australian is back on these boards

Barry McKenzie might get a proper answer if he stops purposely typing like he's a complete d1ckhead.

Where's lolo gone?


Pete???

Mongo like France

strange innit? Sad as fook.

Can you make up your mind which person you are talking about yourself in?

Is your Auntie coming along, Bazza ?

Dont bother no one will like you!!

Well well well. Good to see there is still the same old friendly faces on this board as there always was!

I get bagged out for NOT going to super league matches then when I suggest I may like to attend one I get a bagging for that as well

who's barry mckenzie?

a four letter word beginning with C ??

No, you get bagged because you're a donk and you write in the style of a Rain Man/Mongo crossbreed.
Are all Australian's like this?

A fictional character developed from a comic strip in Private Eye magazine for the big screen by Barry Humphries (who you would probably know as Dame Edna Everage).

They made 2 movies (Barry McKenzie holds his own / The Adventures of Barry McKenzie) both of which starred Barry Crocker as Barry McKenzie.

In a nutshell 'Barry McKenzie' was a pom hating ocker type who came to England and saw exactly what it was like here. The movies, although designed to be 'tongue in cheek' were written by Humphries and loosely based on his own experiences of living in Pommieland in the 1960's

And as an Aussie over here in the 'naughties' I can confirm Humphries experiences of England are more accurate than most of you would care to believe!

And the characters he plays are an accurate representation of Australians - even down to the cross-dressing granny.

Barry McKenzie would like to inform you a 'Donk' is actually a car engine

In England thats usually about 1100 cc and pushes out 25 bhp

Donk is also a character in Crocodile Dundee. That's where i've got it from. When i see your posts, all i can see is Donk.

Thats the spit of my sister



So are you coming down Jumbucks for a Dimmie?

You will love 'em

It's tempting but i never travel down South. I holiday in Bath once a year (that's a place) and that's as far as i can go without needing quality northern air.

I guessed you meant the place not the item thats all too frequently never filled with hot soapy water by the poms



Bath is a great place actually. I was there last year.

Seriously mate if you are ever in Shepherds Bush treat yourself to a Dimmie or 2. Very overpriced in England (because they are imported frozen) but very very tasty.