I do like the one Salford had for Kopczak (no idea whether his other clubs used it)

To the tune of Top Cat

Kopczak!! The boy from Eccleshill
Kopczak!! His name is hard to spell
We know it starts K-O-P-C
What comes next we think it's a Zee

Sorry, that's rubbish Uncle Rico.

You've got six fingers, we've only got five from the Trinity fans to our friends at the Jungle

The best is still “you’re just a fat Robbie Savage” at Eorl Crabtree.

'Rectum of Wigan'

Who let the Dogs out was a classic sung to the ginger Aussie who played for Wire !!!

One from the Sixties used to make me smile..

WIGAN!-----UNDER THE ARM!

Happier days with 20000 crowds and sergeant major Eric Clay to entertain us all.

It wasn’t at rugby but it was at Hilton Park that I recall one of my favourites, when Leigh RMI played Fulham in the cup and Fulham were owned by Al Fayed of Harrods fame-

“You can shove your fu@*ing Harrods up your a@se” followed by “we love you Asda we do, we love you Asda we do, oh Asda we love you”

Simple but effective

The best for me was from Trinity fans at Hull KR back in the days when Hull was not a part of Yorkshire.
After chanting the usual "Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire" with vigor They then switched to this in a long slow, drawn out drawl.

"H u m b e r s i d e c o u n t y c o u n c i l"

Thankfully, they are now back in the fold.

Ok, you had to be there.......and a Yorkshireman.

The third one was aimed at the Fulham fans, “ You must have come in a taxi....”

I think it says a lot about the Threepenny Stand chants that most had to be confined to the archives following the 2000 Semi Final shenanigans and ensuing fan's charter



My most recent favourites are:

"20 nil and you f*cked it up", sung at Craven Park on Good Friday 2016

"We only need 12 men", sung at Craven Park on Good Friday 2018

"Where's your Wembley Song?, Where's your Wembley song??, sung whenever we play Hull KR since the 2016 Wembley win

"Since 1985, since 1985
You haven't won a trophy, haven't won a trophy, haven't won a troooooooooooophy......
Since 1985!", sung at the Hull Derby in recent years.

I am missing the derbies, even the ones we lose

"You're $#!T & you know you are"

Sung to the remaining Pie Eaters crying into their meat & tater when Leigh hit 30, then 40, then 50 against the enemy in Super League 2017 !!!

#HappyDays

"Legendary" to the point only Leigh fans can recall any of them...

Obviously....

'Small town near Wigan/Wakefield' to the tune of of Guantanamera for Leigh/Cas always makes me smile.

About the turn of the millennium, when some Hull FC fans had been warned about their behaviour:
"We're here, we're there,
We're not allowed to swear"

Man Utd fans : "Ooh aah Cantona ! "

Chelsea fans "Ou est Cantona ?"

Leigh - 'You're just a few streets in Wigan, few streets in Wigan'

Later changed to 'You're just a bus stop in Wigan'.

Wire - 'Wire haven't been champions, Wire haven't been champions, Wire haven't been champions since 1955, since 1955, since 1955, Wire havent been champions......... since Albert Einstein died'.

One of my favourites from the Boulevard days was against Wigan, when there were rumours that Andy Farrells wife had been unfaithful with a teammate of his:

Farrell's wife has got VD, got VD, got VD
Farrells wife has got VD
She S**gged Furner!

Hull FC fans circa 2004:

"Two Richie Barnetts, there's only two Richie Barnetts"

Wire fans

We're not w*nky
We're not w nky
We're not w nky anymore
We're not w nky anymore

Clearly untrue but funny none the less

couple of KR ones, well which can be put online anyhow

Travis Burns, to the tune of the monkees

Hey hey it’s travis
He’s always f!@*£in banned
He came from Penrith Panthers
To drink in four In hand (local east hull establishment)

Rhys lovegrove, to the tune of only fool and horses

You put your passport your wallet and your suitcase in your van, cos if you don’t mind Aussies then lovegrove is your man

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Plenty rinsing FC, mainly about mergers and also the Boulevard slums. I doubt they will be allowed on here!

We used to sing this at Wires when we signed Richie Myler:

Oh Richie Myler
The only man from Widnes
With a full time job !

The best bit of that was when they asked him where his wife was and he pointed to the stand where she was sat.

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