You wouldn't be a train spotter would you???

In the Widnes slums
or my favourite

The Hovis tune followed by the word sheep to any Yorkshire (now extended to Celtic) club

As sung to our little genius at no 7 "Oooohhhhhhh, Richie Myler, the only man from Widnes with a full time job"

Exactly Chris only a cerain newspaper gave the wire fans credit for YOUR chant!!!

Along with, "Ohbloodyhellreferee..."

I'm sure your family are so proud of you for that



You two have done nothing in this thread to show England fans - or indeed football fans - in a positive light, its no wonder that England fans have such a bad reputation with idiots like you.

Any song about robins? Good that.

This is where your small brain lets you down. They're not fighting for you on the pitch. They're playing a game for their own mega bucks personal wealth. They don't know you exist and they certainly wouldn't want to meet you if they did. You fight for them if you want to - preferably in Afghanistan or somewhere similar.

You mean someone who might dare to create an atmosphere rather than that morgue tone you manage to create every home game?



Most people who’ve been following Rugby League longer than a season know Hull FC are always referred to as Hull and Hull KR as Rovers.

In our infamous SL season we were playing Saints at KR, we were losing by lots to nil, in fact we’d only had the ball to kick off, the Leigh fans started singing

One try,
We only want one try
We only want one try….

Leigh went straight up field and scored, think it was because the Saints team was to busy laughing.

Two tries,
We only want two tries…

One of our latest:

"If you live near the Queen clap your hands"

By far the most pathetic ditty I've ever heard at an RL ground, and I would say that even if I wasn't a reactionary old Trot.

Starbug got the band at Toulouse to play “God Save the Queen” during the game against Leigh.

Maybe that’s why she’s visiting us on Thursday?

That rules out most of your lot then.

Quite like the one we came up with at Murrayfield when Tony Clubb did his Incredible Hulk impersonation when scoring.

"Clubby Clubby show us your t1ts"

Doubt it's a chant but at Quins I once got stuck in front of a guy who went:

"aaaaaaaaarrrrrr Quins" - all the time.

He'd do it quicker if something REALLY exciting was going on

"ar Quins, ar Quins, ar Quins"

It was very irritating, just glad there were plenty of spare seats to move to!

Agreed, no wonder there's such apathy amongst supporters of the big north west clubs towards England.

Spain or Argentina for World Cup 2010.

I still think the best one you lot came up with was at Saints a couple of years back....when it was snowing

The Weather is Quite delightful, but
The Harlequins shirt is frightful
wherever we chose to go......let it snow let it snow let it snow......

Good chants in RL are few and far between. My favourite Wire ditty is 'She wore a yellow ribbon' which will hopefully be sung at Craven Park later this month.

Most of them are just generic tripe though, or copies of football songs. By far and away the best chant in Rugby League is Hull FC's 'Old Faithful'. Nothing else even comes close.

Ah yes of course! Because HKR are the only sports club in the land whose attendances rise and fall depending on performances and success

Lets remember it’s a minority we’re on about here and there is no way I’d ever let that minority turn me from supporting my country, certainly not for a far more right wing country like Spain who remember still torment any black player!

at the Boulevard it was awesome to hear them singing that but at the KC it just doesnt have the same effect to me, doesnt sound half as good,mind you i've not really heard it much at the KC.

Batley fans make me chuckle when they sing Bat-a-ley Bat-a-ley,why not just drop the A and sing Batley Batley ??

Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, Wigan, ... etc. etc. ad nauseum.

Including every so camp arm action?

Looking at some of the post's in this thread I was wondering something.
Do you have to have a low IQ or come from a family like "Till Death Us Do Part" to qualify for the chant squad?

What a sad existence.....

And of Course Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull, Hull.

Followed up by Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire, Yorkshire.

I think they're trying to work out how to get home!