You clearly aren't as accomplished a presenter as you attempt to portray. Unless you meant to come across as an arrogant, patronising pillock?

I don't know about Eddie and Stevo being the problem ( i like Stevo, But eddie doesn't seem to know where he is half the time), take tonight's Cas game.
They seem to be suggesting Cas are playing well and Hull may just sneak it????
It may turn out that way, but i get the impression that is the script they are working to rather than the reality of the game.

In tonights game around the 47th minute mark stevo is discussing rangi chase:

''Everythings telegraphed, he's not confusing the opposition''

A split second later (literally) chase throws a cut out pass sending the centre straight through a gap then backs up on the inside to go under the sticks.

In fairness, Stevo was correct, Chase had done next to nothing. Stevo knows as well as all of us that he can come to life at any time.

He was right though wasn't he? Chase hadn't been confusing the opposition, possibly due to his support runners not running good enough lines. When they did he had the skill to pick out the right pass.

He's confused. Is he a mentally ill?

Around the 56th minute mark carney was championing chase as a potential MoM for his performance in the game so far and stevo said ''you're right there Brian''.

Maybe, just maybe, dear old Stevo gets a wee bit carried away at times. Describing him as mentally ill is a bit low to be honest.

I didn't describe him as mentally ill.

they are both brilliant.

I generally find them mildly irritating but tolerable EXCEPT when I'm watching a game involving my own team. All rational thought goes out of the window then, and I mute the sound and listen to the radio.

Classic comment on Twitter last week: Listening to Stuart Cummings explain a decision to Stevo is like listening to somebody explaining Facebook to your Nan