"and he said to the fullback, I will take the 4 points"

I never saw his mouth move.

I tried to do a Clarkey bingo, but it failed when every box just had the word WIGAN in it, I won after 0.3 seconds every week.

For anyone who had a laugh with the last one, here you go. See if you can get a full house tonight.

What about a chip over the top?

That's class.

That was on the last one.

Can you do one for Eddie for the time when he asks "Ohh, is the comeback on?" when a team 30+ points behind scores a try (65th min and onwards only)

Stevo bingo cards should be handed out to replace the TRY / NO TRY cards on Sky matches

It does my swede in when immedately following a piece of luck or a call going in a players favour, he says "he won't complain!"

There isn't a single person in the stadium or watching at home who thinks he will Stevo - you're talking nonsense. Again.

Already heard some of them and the match hasn't even started yet!

One stevo comes out with a lot is "got away with it". Eddie's fave this year must be "going upstairs" (or upsturs as he says it) for any video ref referal.

All these bingo cards are class, as I don't like bingo I have using them as a drinking game





Cheers my friends!

"maybe we're counting chickens" on 64:58.



I win.

"Salt tablets Eddie - they move the blood around faster."

Demented.

glad im not the only one who noticed that. Dr Stevo, suffering from a condition known as talking out of arsitis.

"Switching/going down the blindside"

"is he gonna go early"

"they're just not muscling up in defence"

"big 2nd rower"

The officials make a decision and if Stevo can't decide whether he agrees or not his answer is always "either way"!

Either way what you bald headed cretin!!

that reminds me...what ever happened to Margin Meter??

it was replaced with more talk from Mr Wigan at half time ie 'possession areas' and other equally boring stats that nobody can grasp....

RICH 'bald headed cretin'

edited for accuracy

I thought I was the only one who watching those coloured squares bored the ass off them.



Eddie`s "The video referees decision is the only one that counts." is worth a mention.

no, it's only the non-pretentious among us who actually admit to not understanding what the feck he's on about !

it's not that it's uninteresting, more like a problem of not being able to take in so much info in such a short timescale !

or am I just thick as ?

'Would be tackler' is my favourite.

Everyone's misse the obvious "getting over the advantage line". That's a home banker every week.