Sorry mate.

I genuinely thought you had got it wrong about Matt King.

I have just googled him and saw his agent got him a gig at warrington.

I thought he had retired a couple of years ago.

Guess it really does confirm that SL is that big paddock in the Northern hemisphere where all the lame/sick/injured come to graze out their last days

Not only do we cater for the aged but we also rehabilitate hardened criminals. Did you know that girlfriend beater Greg Bird is plying his thuggery in our league too? He's in the south of France though.

Did you know Birdy was probably the least popular member of the Cronulla team and the rest of the squad used to torment him senseless??

He bought himself a top of the range car and used to bring it to training and crap on how much better he was at everything in life than his team mates and how he had a better flat, mobile phone, girlfriend etc etc

Naturally the rest of the squad got the jack of him and one day 'someone' borrowed his keys from his locker whilst he was at the gym and hid his car round on the leagues club car park before telling him it had been knocked off by a man of middle eastern appearance and was last seen being driven towards the city.

He burst into tears and went to ring his girlfriend only to find 'someone' had also glued the front of his flip up phone shut.

Another time 'someone' nailed his favourite boots to the floor of the changing rooms using masonry nails.

Poor old Birdy

Fuck me AP, it doesn't take you long to get back to your boring best.

If Mason can find Kidwell and ask him, politely to give him his back. Seeing as he hasn't asked for it for the past twelve months, one can only assume he doesn't want it.

AP?

Just a guess:

Australian Pr!ck?

Can't see that one Wadski???

I prefer to think he intended it to stand for 'Australian Protagonist', a 'protagonist' being another word for 'hero' or 'dead set legend'

Mr Provocateur? Surely not

Daft Bazzer what are you on? In the last few hours you have informed us about some bird you've apparently met and banged and made up some fabricated stories about 2 Aussie Players from different clubs from different states

You are a Walter Mitty

Nope

Nope what-Dope

i thought we had already established Barry is Dally M

I thought Barry was Leaguefreak?

mason is a quality player whose form has dipped due to a serious knee injury and the recovery from it

he is being sacked from the chooks because of off field reasons

since poor off field behaviour isnt a concern for SL clubs (greg bird, latu etc) it shouldnt be a problem

much better than mark omeeley for example

I think Dally, Barry and Leaky Fridge are hot-bedding, but they always ensure an overlap for a bit of a cuddle

What happened to that Fredie idiot? The Four Nations were made for him. I take it that a timely ban was enforced

Fredie was fantastic!!!!

I miss his bohemian style of posting and his over active sprinkling of irrelevent 'smileys' on every post

Mason would be a great signing for a side like the Crusaders. He'd bring a lot of publicity and I suspect he'd love being the main man in a side.

Willie Mason?

And give you ockers yet another player to quote when saying we only sign over the hill past it players who can't get a first grade gig in the NRL?

I'm onto you

He'll be at Barrow

dont count me with LF and his alter ego.

im actually an aussie, and watch the NRL

This is a common mistake with RL fans, it happened with Diskin at Leeds, he had a similar injury and they take a long time to recover from, it took Diskin about 2 years to get anywhere near back to the form before his injury.

Mason is still a good player and when fully recovered could be back to his best, however any SL club that signs him is stupid as he could potentially disrupt the whole side with his attitude, that said I bet a few clubs will take the risk!

and I agreee about him being better than o'mealy who is way past his sell by date.

Except you had never heard of the Blue Mountains right?

Aussie my a*se!!

Wille Mason joining the Crusaders??????





Willie where would you rather be?

Here?



Or here?