Genius indeed







I'm literally laughing like a drain reading this

Brilliant!

Did alright our Stevo by my reconin in the Hull Huds game - Did I miss any







Ironically this was the very reason why the superleague rugby computer game they brought out in about 1995 had the most realistic commentry ever for a video game - They just recorded 50 stevo and eddie replays and played them over and over again. No wonder when I used to play the game as a kid my dad used to walk into the room thinking a game was on

Amazing... I will be trying this out this weekend!

did anyone else hear clarke refer to leeds as wigan in the first half?

It was in the first 15 mins sometime when warrington were pouring the pressure on.

good to know you've settled into your new job so well !!! do you actually do any work ???

report arriving shortly,sorry for the delay...

Here's my effort which I'll be using for Wigan v Leeds tonight since I'm watching it on telly.



I've been working on an Eddie version but still need a few more clichés.

can't you squeeze in "it's getting a bit tasty out there" ?

That my friend is the single best thing I've ever seen on a forum before.

I see a diagonal line starting at Claret winning tonight!!!

Really good stuff.

Well done, now that is funny!!!

mine is at the ready! Awesome

take a bow son. That's genius

Brilliant, just brilliant.

I would agree with putting 'it's getting a bit tasty out there,' in instead of Power Play.

His 'against this (leeds or whoever) outfit,' is also a good one, but doesn't fit.

Instead of Terra Firma, they have got to 'utilise the dummy runners,'

'look to McGuire to do some magic' for leeds games!

Absolutely triffic. Possibly background worthy if it was wider.

im going to start playing a little Eddie based game, counting how often he bangs on about a players haircut for a strangely long period of time, and how often he mentions how many players are wearing various colours of boots. listen next time, he does it constantly.

"Haircut" and "coloured boots"! I like it. Just added them to my Eddie bingo card. Just need a few more now.

What about pronouncing players names ?
Pull you too ya

This season one of his favourites is 'he's got the skill factor' - drives me and my son crazy.

Not sure its something specific to Stevo or Eddie, but all sports-folk like to refer to players in the plural.

as in 'the Morleys, the Hodgsons, the Kings'

A Stevo oldie was 'Star-fished' circa2005.

he did it after 44 seconds a couple of months ago. i kid you not.

"One tough hombre" is a belter also.