Quote ="The Clan"It's to be hoped Smokey hasn't got kids, his assessment of a school report would border on child abuse!
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Indeed,
Imagine if the poor blighters took up any kind of athletics
"So you think you can celebrate a little because you've just beaten your personal best running the 100m in 10.5 seconds! Ridiculous!! Other people can run it in under 10 seconds! You are a tinpot child!"