I saw six men kicking and punching him once. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Your second attempt to quote from 'Love Story in Reverse'
I prefer the original version...it's funnier, and makes sense.

I could save you the hassle of your next response(s) by posting the entire poem, but it's easier to just post a link.
[urlhttp://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858881780/[/url

Been on the quotable quotes site have we?
Ah, the old ones are the best.

It's a famous Les Dawson quote. I hope you didn't find it too "offensive".

Not particularly...actually it's a misquote of a famous Les Dawson quote.

Well I got it word for word from the internet.

Of COURSE it's a misquote.

You should be more careful with your sources then.
The original gag was one of his more famous 'mother-in-law' jokes.

Of COURSE therefore, it's a misquote...word for word, the subject could not possibly have been 'him'.

Have I walked into a referencing seminar?

...looks like it doesn't it.

Great quote!
Where did you find it?

I'm offended with this. Can't work out why or for what possible reason but immediately retract it sir.

ah! at this point of the arguement i must insist you google "godwin's law"

They don't respect Godwin's Law around these parts - I declared the Martin Gleeson thread closed some time ago after one poster likened another to the Nazi's, but it carried on unabated.

some people just cant resist a bit of reductio ad hitlerum.

very poor practice in my opinion, once it's been raised the topic should die!

IMO the really disappointing thing about this thread is not that anyone is being likened to Nazis...it's that there are some who by their own admission are sad enough to not mind being likened to Nazis.

No one is innocent!

I find it interesting that you use this quote. The Sex Pistols were sending themselves up with this song. It's almost as if you're trying to do the same. If so, you're succeeding pretty well.

It's also a pretty selective quote. I prefer:
'The National Front...I despise them. No one should have the right to tell anyone they can't live here because of the colour of their skin or their religion... How could anyone vote for something so ridiculously inhumane?'
...John Lydon

All your words have been spoken before, no one is unique or original.

I don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

well, if youre going to split hairs, I'm going to...

no one expects the spanish inquisition!

What on earth are you talking about man? I can only assume you're a wind up merchant. However, if you're not and you really do exist, then bear the following in mind...

- Arnold has a deep voice. It sounds a bit masculine.
- Gration has quite an effeminate style. He sounds a bit feminine.

It's hardly an affront to womankind to link the two in a lighthearted way when one is replacing the other. In fact I'm convinced now (the 'Tanya in a tracksuit' line is a classic but it gave you away) you're not real but fair play for the wind up, it worked.

Now, slight thread drift but...

Tanya Arnold v Hulk Hogan - who would win in a Louis Armstrong impersonation contest?

It did sound rather Partridge-esque didn't it? I was half expecting the post to end with "needless to say, I had the last laugh."

[i"The Eurovision Thong contest and of course, Wet Christmas."[/i

Up yours....UP YOURS!!!! Kiss my a**e!!!!

....and on that bombshell!