Orford Orford to the tune, if you can call it that, of Northern Northern would work well.

If we were being adventurous...

[iEmpire State of Mind [/i

I love you Ox,
Saw him in the car park at Asda,
Benchpressing a Mazda.

Maybe the first one, eh?

At number 1 its matt orford
At number 2 its matt orford
At number 3 its matt orford
At number 4 its matt orford
At number 5its matt orford
At number 6 its matt orford

All we need is a team of matt orford at team of matt orford a team of matt orford

Anyone who still has doubts about the difference to the team made by our new signings should take a look at the match stats for last night :

Tries
Brett Kearney(1) Matt Orford(2) Glenn Hall(1)
Goals
Matt Orford(3/4)

If we can keep these blokes - especially Orford - fit and enthusiastic all season then we're in with a shout.



How about a bit of

He comes from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.

I bet Sir Jimmy thought he was watching himself in the second half!

If he keeps that standard up the The Jimmy Lowes song would be appriate!

Ohhhhhh Matty matty, matty matty matty matty O-ORFORD.

I miss singing oh Robbie Robbie!

Keep it simple...

Suuuuper, Super Matt
Suuuuper, Super Matt
Suuuuper, Super Matt
Super Matty Orford.

BUT DONT EVER FORGET HE IS AN ORSTRALIAN AND CAN'T MAKE THE AUSSIE SIDE SO HE CAME TO ENGLAND TO SHOW YOU POMS HOW THE SCRUM HALF POSITION SHOULD BE PLAYED.

OSSIE,OSSIE,OSSIE,...OI,OI,OI,

Isn't it way past your bedtime in Oz now?

Maybe a friendly mod will ban this twerp anyway for his inappropriate avatar?

If you look to the left of your keyboard, you'll see one labelled "Caps Lock". Press it.

It's the other way round in Aus!

What about moral messages within the the songs. It's a good way of getting kids to learn subliminally. Like they used to do at the end of cartoons like Heman and thunder cats.

For example.

Matt Orford Oh oh oh
Matt orford oh oh oh
he comes from New South Wales,
don't get involved in crystal meth it ruins lives
Matt Orford oh oh oh
Matt Orford oh oh oh

or

Matty Matty o
matty matty o
remember the best form of contraception is the word no
matty matty o

Or

Matty Orford he's ok he's ok he's ok
Matty orford he's ok
alwyas use a damp tea towel to put out a chip pan fire never throw water on it.

Don't forget that we sent a young player called Sam 'down under' just to show you Roo's how forwards should play..........

Wad it the obscene language or his opinions that upset you?

BBBEAVVERRRRR LAS VAGAS

Special Limited Edition verse of the McBanana:

In 2010 Macca went and signed Matt Orford
While on the looks front he ain't no Cindy Crawford
At least he's only half as wide as Dean Lawford
HEY McBANANA!

Thats daft

You're boring.

Im boring ....
Im the one that starts all the songs at bulls ....

Righto.

Was there any part of "his inappropriate avatar" that you did not understand?

Note also I say "inappropriate" - I never said it was not funny (I thought it was) - but time and place.

I tried that one last year with Beaver, Steve Menzies, no bites. But still think it should be his intro song

Did you stand - popular stand in line with 20m Rooley Lane End about 3/4 way up? I'm sure it was you!