I need your help.

Email from my company following a new product launch:

[iHi Folks

Time for a bit of excitement and the chance to win a £500 luxury weekend at a UK hotel for you and your partner!!!!

As you should all know the NEW DS fresh loaves are launched into Asda this weekend, first loaves should be on the shelves on Monday 5th October.

To help us ensure the loaves are getting onto the shelves this is where you can get involved and possibly win this star prize. Yes you ….. with a little help from your relatives & friends

We would like you to buy 2 x DS loaves(one white & one multi seeded) from as many Asda stores as possible between Monday 5th October and Friday16th October – remember as many different Asda stores – and send in your receipts after the closing date direct to Becs.

The person who has managed to gather the most receipts for the DS loaves will win…simple!

I will also give a special star prize of £100 cash to the person who manages to secure a receipt for purchasing the 2 DS Fresh loaves from the most remote Asda store in the UK (this includes N Ireland folks).

So this weekend work the phone, nag your friends where ever they live and convince them to buy our new DS FRESH loaves from next week.

On your marks, get set………

Have a great weekend.[/i


So, the NEW loaves are

DS (Dietary Specials) FRESH Gluten Free White loaf
DS (Dietary Specials) FRESH Gluten Free Multiseeded loaf

Both are being newly launched into ASDA on Monday 5th Oct. and are found in the "free from section"

All purchases WILL be reimbursed by my company and therefore by me to you

Main prize for the highest number of different stores the bread is purchased from
And a £100 cash prize for the receipt from the furthest distance away (anyone know anyone in the North of Scotland? This is the furthest store away).


All help will be greatly appreciated!

Please PM me if you can help.

[u[size=150Come on guys.....Wigsy and Mrs Wigsy want that weekend[/size[/u

Wigs - my Aunt stays in Aberdeen. Not the farthest north in the country but it must give you a fighting chance - shall I get her to help out?

What's going to happen to all this bread? Senocot sales to soar after nation fills up on dough?

Yes please Eddie!
I'll get you a pint (or 5) if I win!

I'll PM you my address to send the receipt to!

Much appreciated!

Nice one!

Cheers Wigs

WB - can one explain what this Asda thingy is? One of Ilkley is a tad confused.

My company have just launch 2 FRESH gluten free breads - white and multiseeded. The person who gains the most receipts from different stores wins the prize detailed.
There is an additional prize for the receipt that is furthest away from Warrington!

Clearer?

It's the Asda thing. Are they like a Fortnum & Masons for poor people?

The loaves are only on sale in Asda!

No, they are a bit like that great big Tesco's establishment built just beyond Ilkley Station. Now I realise most residents of Ilkley probably simply "fail to see" it as they drive past, but if you really really concentrate then it will eventually materialise in your vision.

I gather many people take it in stages, by first becoming comfortable with the M&S in the old station buildings. Bit like trying to see the 3D effect in those clever 2D pictures, in fact. Once they can see the M&S without really having to concentrate, then they should have the confidence to attempt the Tescos.

Can always adjourn to Bettys afterwards to recover after the ordeal...

Have I just had a huge WOOOOOSSH moment!?

Sorry.

I was wondering when the penny would drop

Nah, you just had a "Tigs being too damn clever for his own good" moment!

If you've seen The Man with the Golden Gun where MI6 use the sunken Queen Elizabeth in Hong Kong harbour you will understand Tesco's. As no-one from Ilkley would ever consider shopping there it's being used by the Yanks as a secret Menwith Hill base extension. And car park.