It is with a heavy heart and a bitter taste in my mouth that I have to inform you of the untimely and horrific demise of my good friend Keith Xavier Llwellyn Booaza.

Reports are unclear but it appears he died this afternoon after being struck down by someone's lack of a sense of humour or as a result of a person's own sense of self importance. I don't know but what is clear is that he died instantly and was pronounced dead at the scene.

I only wish I could tell him I miss him and that I loved him as if he were my brother. I can take comfort though safe in the knowledge that he is in that big Ladbrokes in the sky having the time of his life out of his mind on Cherry Brandy and Macaroons.

There will be an inquest into his passing over the next few days and I'm sure the truth will out. Until we know the results of this and emotions aren't running quite so high I'll make no further comment.

In honour of Keith, I'm going to have 3 kids.. naming them Keith, Xavier and Llwellyn!

RIP Keeef!

It is totally unfair too because, according to someone on here, the humourless one posts fair and reasoned posts until I apparently wind him up and then it all goes pear shaped.

It would appear my previous thoughts that the humourless one could start a fight in an empty house are not unfounded. After all, Paul 163884639, DILLIGAF and MBBB have all had it from him recently yet I was nowhere to be seen, and, as such, could hardly be accused of "winding him up," it appears......

Still, as one of his buddies regularly says, "The People Will Decide."

What has been going on



Well looks to me like this rumpus would have been avoided if Keith had stuck to traditional mainstream religion such as emperor worship



Nero cult



























Throw them pesky Chritians to the lions

You couldn't wind up a clock, mate. You're too delicate and too easily bruised. Though "humourless" is a bit rich coming from someone with a quadruple humour bypass, who took umbrage at something so obviously a joke as a verse for the McBanana.

Which is, of course, why you have totally missed the point that the continuing posts of the born-again MBBB are part of the ongoing born-again joke (although it's not funny), and you've been suckered in to protest about something that never happened.

Whooooooosh!! is the word.

Not at all it's that because you don't like the whole Booaza joke you have felt the need to kill it off. Regardless of whether snyone else likes it or not.

Like I said as long as you are happy . Sat up until all hours spending every wken hour arguing with people on an internet message board. I bet the girls are well impressed.

The "Joke" is [iwell[/i past its sell-by. Feel free to offend for your own amusement, but count me out.
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Someone on here seems to think otherwise.......

Whooosh! It doesn't matter whether you feel it was past it's sell by date or not. You are NOT a moderator so have absolutely no right to decide what other people can or can't post. Like I said you could quite easily have PM me but you decided to go down this route.

You're like that kid that destroyed my sand castle in Wales when I was four because his wasn't as big. You are the internet equivalent.

Can't see this going anywhere . . . although I believe I left it long enough to give folks a chance to make a fista of it.

There'll be tears at break time if it's allowed to continue as it currently is going.