Brothers and Sisters

I am here to tell you of two messages. The first is of my personal salvation.

My ban from the site came at a very hard time for me as I had also received a letter from the CSA telling me I was under investigation for non payment of maintenance and from the Benefits people accusing me of working cash in hand whilst signing on. Everything got on top of me and I spiralled into a an accelerated depressive state accelerated by my dependancy on Macaroons.

I found my self walking the streets of West Yorkshire looking for something that I could not find as I did not know what it was.

My lowest point came at the end of a three day macaroons and Cherry brandy bender when I was forced to flee Bargain booze. Forced to flee because they had called the Police as I urinated in a fridge whilst trying to buy a can of Tango.

This is when I found God. I have undergone a road to damascus style conversion and God through the people at the Church have helped me realise where I was going wrong. I have been able to repent and change my life.

I haven't had a macaroon in 26 hours, a drop of Cherry brandy has not touched my lips in that time, I can now walk past Ladbrokes without going in, I am building Bridges with my Children, I am building Bridges with my mother, I am building bridges with my god. I am not at the point at which I'm going to start paying maintenance for my kids or telling the dole office I've been working when I go to sign on but hey - one step at a time and all that!

My second message is obey the AUP. It is there to guide - let it lead us on our righteous path!

Yea verily. God does indeed work in mysterious ways

Amen

Rejoice , for the annointed one has returned. He has come among us once more. Thank Christ for that

it's the second coming

Amen brother

Ban him.

. . . . . . now there's an idea