Surely he's from Surrey in that case?

No, definitely Hull. His folks were Robins but he married a black and white - it's classed as a mixed marriage in Hull...I say he's a United fan but he spoils the image a little by actually having been to Old Trafford a couple of times..though probably not as often as I have over the period up to 2005.

Poor lad. Has he disowned them?

If you really think I'm going to get involved in that one - you don't know me very well....

I don't know you very well.......................Spooky.

Was it Bernard Manning who suggested for his gravestone "At least it's not Old Trafford"?

Are you sure it wasn't "Here lies an ignorant racist pig?"

Pretty sure. Unlike you, I didn't know him personally but despite the fact that judged out of time, some of his views and occasional bits of his routine were reprehensible, overall what he was, was a brilliant entertainer and comedian. Someone who [idid[/i know him very well was his Indian neighbour of 20 years, Satya Rao Rudravajhala who on his death, said he said was a 'perfect gentleman'.

genius

A Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says, "What the do you want?"

"I am here for Jesus." says the Paki.

St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."

Quote ="tigertot"A Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says, "What the love do you want?" "I am here for Jesus." says the Paki. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."'" Are you quoting Roy "Chubby" Brown again? Its probably in response to this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk9vCrvYkXM

Quote ="tigertot"A Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says, "What the love do you want?" "I am here for Jesus." says the Paki. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."'" Are you quoting Roy "Chubby" Brown again? Its probably in response to this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk9vCrvYkXM

Quote ="Blotto"Are you quoting Roy "Chubby" Brown again? Its probably in response to this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk9vCrvYkXM'" My only experiences of Chubby Brown are very brief excerpts when all he does is swear a lot. I don't find that funny in any situation, whereas I have been known to laugh at racist & sexist jokes in certain circumstances.

Quote ="Blotto"Are you quoting Roy "Chubby" Brown again? Its probably in response to this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk9vCrvYkXM'" My only experiences of Chubby Brown are very brief excerpts when all he does is swear a lot. I don't find that funny in any situation, whereas I have been known to laugh at racist & sexist jokes in certain circumstances.

He also did that fly on the wall documentary about the process of finding a school for a fat, pasty white kid in Benidorm.

That was funny.

I like the look of this place.

That's the plushest store front for a mile in any direction.

Was also funny as the Mayor of Royston Vasey in the 2nd series of League of Gentleman

Finally pitched up here after being on the p!ss all day and getting a taxi about half tenish from Top House.

Fooking ravaged after having no scran all day.
Staggered out the cab ready for a gifookingnormous manful portion.

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We just stood, staring, disbelieving through the window.
A few fooking electrical wires hanging out of the walls and nowt else but emptiness.

We wandered up to the Beehive to formulate another strategy.
Walked in, empty, no fooker at all in there.
The landlord propping the bar up, looking slightly p!ssed off that we'd had the audacity to cross his thresh-hold
We finally got him to crack his face after taking the p!ss out of him for an hour.



Taxi, takeaway, taxi, hotel room!

Told you to go to Saltaire

.....or Leeds.



Not fussed. We had a good crack regardless.

Sheesh Mahal next door?

It was really busy and we couldn't be @rsed hanging around.

That's a top night out in Bradford.

Classic Bradford night out that.

Told you it was trash. Should have gone to Leeds.

Or Saltaire. Or to the Sparrow. Or to the FC. Or to any of the places that were suggested.