Happy to have a native giude if you fancy joining us mate?

More excellent fare at the Punjab on Listerhills Rd last night.

Poppadums and pickle tray was ordered by one of the culturally white within our group and I couldn't be @rsed making that point at the time. He enjoyed the mango chutney as it reminded him of jam.

I unusually ordered Seekh Kebab (8/10) as a starter which was quite delicious. Puig Aubert and Charmless Nerk ordered the Chapple Kebab which they both alleged was very hot. Bullseye and Gareth1 ordered some softcock starter each which I can't recall.

I also can't recall what my main dish was called exactly but it was very nice... keema with peas in it (medium strength)... I only ate half of it as I was completely knackered and falling asleep. It was worthy of another 8/10 mark though. Gareth1 and Bullseye both ordered softcock mild curries.

Gareth1 and Charmless Nerk both ate their food with knifes and forks as they don't feel confident enough to remove their cultural whitey shackles... not even temporarily.

The Punjab Sweet House really is very good. My only criticism is one of the curryees there can be a tad brusque with the service, especially when the place is busy. He also seemed to be indicating that we should all f**k off as soon as we'd finished eating as others were waiting for a table.

Thanks for the offer....can do sometime in the new year, im working nights all through till then except xmas day and new years eve...

Not sure what G1 had for his main - but it had alot of fresh ginger in it and I thought it was pretty nice. The keema matter we had was excellent and not as hot as last time. I think Bullseye had fish masala.

Those chapple kebabs were very nice but cuffin' hot - they were chocka with red and green chillis.

The barfi from next door was good too.

Yet again a torrid time was had on the lav but not as bad as the last time.

Glad I asked for mild.

Got stuck in the sodding Bantams traffic which delayed my exit strategy somewhat. I could have stayed for another couple of pints & still got home before the tigress. I decided my 2 fleeces still dripping with slot machine man's lager was a give away & admitted to my flying visit.

Hope you put them in the wash.

Woman's work.

I can see the scene now:

Tigress: Tigertot, why have you come home with George Best's fleece jacket?

Tigertot: Be quiet! Can't you do woman's work without nattering?

<Thwack> Sound of rolling pin hitting Tigertot on head.

I think the chapple kebabs did for me. I unleashed three heavy loads yesterday, each one hotter than the previous.

The second lot brought down my piles but happilly round three cortorised them.

Besty knew how to treat his bi...ladies. The tigress, bless her, brought me 3 super-whitey M&S curries from Leeds, with a portion of whitey mixed indian starters. 3 rubber chapatis from the ubiquitous curry/pizza/kebab place round the corner. Sorted.

ATTENTION BULLSEYE

You need to use your powers as a Moderator & ban Tigertot - this is a clear case of sexism



I think you, & possibly myself, should at least edit his posts before they are published in order to preserve the reputation of this site !

Anything he posts that is either sexist or Deaconist should be banned

It's ok Hari, tigertot isn't really a real person, he's one of those fake user ID's set up as a laugh.

The man behind the mask is Bernard Manningham apparently.

Thats ok then - I always thought Tigertot could not be "real". Its now official then .... he is a faker

Tigertit always struck me as a pinko comie type.At least he no's how to treet wimmin,though like the other trotskiists on here he pretends to like forrin muck food.we should start a thred for English food on here,though the red moderaters would probly ban it .

At last someone who talks common sense ! Tell me Bernard, what do you thinks of Paul Deacon ??

Ps - you're right about Tigertot - a pinko comie

Whose he play for ?

Good one

He is the Record Points scorer for Bradford Bulls, a mean lean points machine who also is a Test Player for GB & he has won countless games, MOM awards for the Bulls !

is that him the weklsh one who went back to playing union ?

OK, yes thats him

Hari, finally someone on your level











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May be a bit of trimming needed on this thread...

Let's look who started this slander...........

With you on that one mate.



Last night Mrs Cyst made all my favourites: a really well done steak, cadburys smash, boiled cabbage, HP sauce and then angel delight to follow. All washed down with a few cans of carling. Bloody lovely.

Mind you the cabbage could have done with being boiled for another hour or so but you can't have everything eh?

The sillent English majoritty speaks out at last.I told our lass to make my favorite, Tesco chicken keiv, fry's, baked beans, onion rings and gravey, mopped up with 4 slices of bread and marg,pot of tea.Propper English scran. Im not the one who will be stinking of grallic tomorrow.