Honestly, it's like asking someone who's just had his wife leave him, lost his job and all his friends have told him he's an @rsehole, to write a story on how good his life is.


In saying that, I'm not sure I'd be that gutted if the wife left... (no, she doesn't read this forum)

Found this picture of HamsterChops

I've put on a bit of timber since that was taken...

Do you still spend your evenings watching the wedding DVD in reverse? (She and her dad walk backwards out of the church, get into a limo, and reverse away never to be seen again ... )

There's no point, she never takes her mother with her.

Talking of Les Dawson, did you know it's more difficult to play Rugby League convincingly off-key than it is to play it well?

I wonder if Marc Green is enjoying his holiday?