I see my talents more suited to head choreographer for the Bullettes..
I feel it is an area that I could invest considerable time in assessing and analysing their performances.

You can just come out and say I'm fat if you want!










But yes, I accept

That isn't quite what I said, the fact is that Bradford fans are probably among the quietest in the league so a song [iintroduced[/i to the fans via tannoy (as I said [ilike [/iwhen COYB was first introduced) to get them to pull together would be more than welcome IMO.

I wasn't for one minute suggesting that all chants should be started by the tannoy.

We could have done with Torro doing the Pamplona Charge on Silverwood yesterday as he is true evil.

Also what about a live recording of the Jeremy Kyle show before the match and at half time? They could do it on those stages in the middle of the pitch with Jezza walking around in front of the players tunnel patronising the poor scum bags who are prepared to air their dirty laundry in front of the entire nation for 50 quid and a night in the premier inn.


Sample Itinery

"Be a man, give up smoking weed and drinking Tennents Super T all day and take care of the kids you've fathered all over the place"

Bullman's Parade

"DNA Test, Is I da father or is it me brother?"

Team News straight from the dressing room

" Lie detector test, did my dad give you Gonorhea on our Wedding night?"

Kick Off

Half Time

Mini Rugby: Queensbury U8's vs Wibsey U8's

"Dad, I'm a lesbian and I'm moving in with your Thai Bride!!"

Great ideas Keith!

I've thought a bit about this. How about each week we re-create a famous date from history that coincides with the week of the game. E.g. re-create the Kennedy assassination with an open topped car driving around the track. Dress up Michael Platt as JFK and a Bullette as Jackie. Then after the fatal shot is fired Bullman and Bullboy can run after the killer who could be behind the grassy knoll.

At the same time have a "League of Gentlemen" face painting day when all the kids get done up as Papa Lazarou whether they like it or not.

This would be better than any first team game!