just seen this on the pages of bradford:



So,

1 - Tomkins
2 - Bailey
3 - Hock

seems easy but only 3....could put about 10 people without thinking

Thing is. all 3 would snap you in half before you even had the chance. betbyour the bloke who ran onto the field on friday!

I don't think he's suggesting that he's actually go and slap them, just that they deserve a slap.

Can't really argue with the 3 selected to be honest.

1 - Lance Hohaia
2 - Josh Charnley
3 - Jeff Lima (For his continued assaults on standing legs which will eventually mame someone)

1 - Sam Tomkins
2 - Sam Tomkins
3 - Most referees (for their continued poor performances escpecially the high tackle situations)

can we go a bit more extreme with knee cappings using a power drill????

josh charnley

tomkins of course

and toss up between hock or bailey.

1. Tomkins (with a sledgehammer)

2. Simon Moran

3. Eddie.

Sorry that is no contest. Bailey all the way. Hock is a prat, nothing more.

1, Saddened
2, Saintsfan
3, Northampton saint (sp)





Love you all really

I think I must be missing the Tomkins thing.

Sure, he's a worthy pantomime villain on game day, but I find it hard to be offended by him like I have been by some of the game's real scrotes; he seems to have cut the vast majority of the nasty stuff (3rd man in at the knees, penalty milking etc) out of his game, is concentrating on his rugby and is reaping the rewards.

How anyone can have got their knickers in a twist over his post try celebration is beyond me. Good banter, and I'd love one of our boys to be doing something similar at the Etihad or DW later in the year.

I'd like to slap:

Michael Maguire (to blame for many of Wigan's gutter tactics over the last couple of years, and a thoroughly offensive face to boot).

Gareth Hock (even before Good Friday's shenanigans - the typical knuckle dragging, slack jawed mouthbreather who would be robbing grannies and kids outside off licences if Wigan weren't offering him a work placement).

Richie Mathers (I can't abide his back slapping cheerleading antics, when he costs more games than he contributes to).

Bailey is very unlucky to miss out, he was very very close.

Someone needs to find a hobby if this is such an important topic to discuss!

What a joke that it has to be Sam Tomkins, one time it used to be Andy Farrell by Saints fans, anyone that is really talented then!

I would like to slap all the Aussies who come over for a cheap trip and don't perform and there are some at Every Club, but no that is being Honest and some would never slap one of their own players LOL!

Yup, would have topped my list this time last year but, like you say, he's cut out most of the stupid stuff.

There's something about the way Charnley looks that brings on the yearning to slap.

Other than that, don't think there are any others.

Then you really need to watch him deliberately target Cunningham's leg again.

That's nothing. Jeff Lima must have done that about 15 times at the weekend. 3rd or 4th man in everytime and driving into the standing leg around or below the knee.

As I've said in my post, he's cut the nasty stuff out.

As I've also said, Maguire has a lot to answer for in terms of the gutter level tactics Wigan brought to the field under his tenure. Credit to Wane for not sticking with it, despite the fact they were relatively successful using it.

Have been saying the same since Friday, nothing wrong with it.

If you sing "there's only one Sam Tomkins" when he drops a ball, expect him to enjoy scoring a try in front of you.

Great player. Has a bit of niggle in his locker, but meh.

I'd give Tomkins a slap just for being so bloody good and playing for Wigan!!

Why Charnley? Yeah he's got a terrible hair cut but other than that.

Roby deserved a slap for not handing the ball over to Carmont, but instead childishly kicking it away. Disappointing that, as I didn't have Roby down as that kind of player.

I'd say Perry deserves a slap but Hock already gave him one.

To be honest this current Saints team doesn't really have anyone that I'd honestly want to slap. Now the previous Saints teams of the SL era, well that's another matter. It still es me off to see Tommy Martyn, and he stopped playing years ago!

1. Tony Smith
2. Northampton Saint
3. Phil Clarke

This!

It's hard to believe that he is [ideliberately [/itrying to to "mame", if he did it "about 15 times" with no injuries at all occuring from those attempts, surely?

You're trying to make something out of nothing.

Just because it doesn't injure someone every game doesn't mean it's dangerous. When was the last time a spear tackle actually hurt anyone for example? Still just as dangerous.

Ian Smith
Gareth Hock
Ryan Bailey

Tomkins, Hock and Bailey. Predictable I know, but otherwise it would be Briers, O'Loughlin and Atkins.