A bus
A cold
The clap in Parr
AIDs in Africa

Anymore for anymore?

Couldnt catch crabs from a £5 prostitute.

Leeds players in a grand final.

The failure to catch might not have been his fault. It depends on who, if anyone, called for the ball. If he gave a big call of "Ade's ball" as Wello lumbered into position like a 18 wheel wagon trying to do a three point turn in an alleyway then it's Wello's fault.

It was the comical falling over for one of Smith's tries in the second half that made me want to kill Gardner tonight.

He needs to take the concrete out of his boots. He may actually be able to run.

the ball

Anything.

Ade Gardner, proudly sponsored by

He was spectacularly bad tonight.

change the record you boring f@rt....how original.

Bar of soap - sorry the ball

I was merely responding to the question.

I can see how precious you are about it though.

Do not feed the trolls Rigsby.

As for ade "swine flu in mexico"

...

...

Oi wash your mouth out you cheeky b@5tard(clap in Parr).

True.Theres nothing in Parr you'd want to s*ag!

There is a Welsh Rugby Union player with the nickname 'hands like feet' for his inability to catch the ball, and another one called Teflon if you go back to the 1980's. The latter one went on to play RL for Bradford too. Perhaps Gardner could adopt one of these two nicknames.

Hands like a digital watch

Is that including my wife.

my granny, who has been dead 7 years

Couldn't possibly say as I'm a gentleman.

Its true....

Ade Gardner is good at falling over try lines.

And that's it. Seriously. There are few funnier things on a rugby field than witnessing an attempt by Gardner at returning a kick. "Hold ball with both hands, grimace, stop running, and turn away."

That is one thing that really boils my pee about him - about 5 years ago his kick returns were pretty great and certainly fully commited - he got up full speed and just went staight into the line... not sure he ever broke through but you can't have everything - nowadays its exactly as you described and completely cringeworthy!

He does have to ability to rush in when in an overlap situation and tackle the centre before he can pass the ball - so far I think he is good there...

It might have been over the top praise but we won the 2007 WCC through an amazing Gardner leap, catch and score which led Daniel Anderson to suggest he was the best in the comp but his career progression has been in reverse of late, not just this one game Saints to a man (except about 3) played poorly on Saturday but when was the last time in SL that Gardner

a: broke/bust a tackle on a kick return
b: actually "won the collison" taking the ball in
c: made a clean break
d: rounded a man with just his speed

To me I can't remember any of the above for a long time, they were never regular events but he was able to do them once - I've no idea why but his confidence appears to have completely drained away - and he looks nervous and hesitant which is making a decent player look appalling.

Because he's not very good and Gidley struggling for fitness, together with us not being as dominant as we were, has emphasised his glaring limitations.