Wasn't stood in my usual position tonight and couldn't hear Neil Holdings joke at half time

, so can anyone put it on here please. Seemed to get a good laugh from those who could hear it.

Paddy is sitting trying to catch fish through the ice, when he hears a loud booming voice....

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".

Paddy replies....

"IS THAT YOU GOD?".

The voice replies....

"NO YOU THICK IRISH SO AND SO, IT'S THE ICE RINK MANAGER".

I have got to agree, the sound quality under the scaff is poor. Not that I go to listen to jokes at half time. Just seems like the sound is all Bass and no Treble, hence all you hear is a muffling sound.

On a side note, how bad was Scully's high kicks?
It just shows how good Tommy God is at high kicks.

He is better when you cant ear him from his jokes when were in town

I think you can substitute the Irish bit for Wiganer .. then you got holdings joke lol.. I remember him winding up the wigan crowd a few years back on derby day , awesome

Half time was the most fun of the entire evening. Thanks Mr H for making the night a little brighter, and thanks to Scully and his gash kicking for also making the night a little brighter, and thanks go to the shyyte catchers for making the evening a little brighter. NO Thanks go to saints for boring me to death though.
Holding is a dude.

Aye, I remember that too, somthing about a walrus

and he and/or the club had to make an appology.

I remember that, Neil's always a laugh when we play Wigan.

What?

I think he meant when we're in town. I blame the wigan educational system! Neil Holding's best moment was when he did the mexican wave but kept stopping it before it got to the wigan fans and turning it round

, they must still be a bit bitter about that