So we'll see if this figment of your imagination gets picked up at any of the video review sessions. I believe the results are out tomorrow with the disciplinary hearings on Thursday.

But..But...He slapped me first sir

Lee Smith
Carl Ablett
Matthew Elliot (was about 14 at the time I think but still remember him turning round to us in the West stand at Wigan and giving us all the v sign after Radlinski snatched the last minute try).

The 2 players are very average who are cheap shot cowards.

You'll have to wait for the next "big game" before you see him/her. Unless you want to travel the 150+ miles to MK.

Wilkin would be about the closest but your right and that would worry me as a Saints fan.

I can't help feel the Saints team at the moment is just a bit too nice for it's own good. They seem to have a lot of blokes that you'd rather go for a pint with and slap them on the back then in the face. Even the big bug*ers like Puletua and Soliola seem good eggs.

Perry could get there but he'd have to find some form first.

To be honest I haven't seen a genuine spear tackle in a long time. The ones that tend to get cited these days are 'legs above horizontal' which is an altogether different beast. Peackock's looked quite bad the other day but even in that one the player wasn't driven into the ground, although he did land on his neck. The tough policing of this offence has, in reality, all but eradicated it.

As for the 3rd man in around the legs; you do realise it's not an offence to do that, don't you? Never has been and never will be. Even if you're not familiar with the rules, the fact that it is never cited should give you a bit of a clue! I think you need to take up watching another sport if this is bothering you so much. Maybe boxing. However I suggest you don't start complaining to other boxing fans that those nasty men keep hitting each other. Just saying...

Brain cells + you, that would be a dangerous combination


Having read your witterings on here convinces me that were all pretty safe for a while though.

1-Ratboy
If an all out brawl broke out on the field during the game then surely that would be the ideal opportunity for all 13 players from the other side to form a single line and take it in turn to belt him

2-Madge
Have you ever seen a more arrogant coach in your life than this man,i wanted to belt him everytime his ugly mug was shown on the tv screen

3-Hock
This bloke wants the same good slapping treatment that Fielden got a few years back,i only hope im there to see it

I'd be inclined to agree, we are certainly missing characters like Longy, Tommy and KC. I'd take Sam Tomkins to Saints in a heart beat but you can keep Hock, he's a time bomb , the guy is a talented Rugby player with the IQ of a retarded flea

My 3

1.Ryan Bailey - Horrible guy with limited talent
2.Gareth Hock - Loads of talent and no brain
3.Sam Tomkins - very good player but a wind up merchant.

I'd have Hock in a heartbeat. Have always rated him as the most destructive back rower in SL (alongside Willie Manu) and haven't changed my mind since he came back.

His only problem is that along with being the most destructive back rower, he's the most self-destructive player.

Problem is you cant pick and choose, you get the whole package. We offloaded Scott Moore for less

He deserves a slap for wasting talent serving a drugs ban

The RL disciplinary committee get all 3 slaps from me. It'd take a lot more than that to try and beat some basic competence into the clowns, but at least it'd be a start.

The canonball tackle is an offence though isn't it? As I understand it that tackle is when a player runs hard into the legs as third man.

Nobody really. If pushed that sports lawyer who I cannot name because he threatens sites with law suits. Also there was a RL charity that was getting money for somebody who had an injury via RL (that left with permanent physical difficulties that affected their ability to carry out normal everyday actitivities) that used to do similar despite such free sites supporting their charity bids by giving them free publicity. The person who decided that was a reasonable course of action.

Don't bother speculating on who they are (I don't think that charity operates anymore).

Most of the players who pull on the shirt I have nothing but admiration for. I have less to zero admiration for some i.e. the wife beater, physically assaulting types, but would prefer to rehabilitate than slap them because I'm like that i.e. I'm more Yoda than Darth.

So this is what talking points fans have once their club turns average.

Bit early for that type of chat, enjoy the play-offs last season did you?

Leave them alone. They've been waiting nearly twenty years for something to crow about that isn't historical.

Playing rugby is dangerous. As you said, Lima is trying to mame players, not maim them, he's very caring really.

you're clearly a fan in the know there pal regarding average teams as you went 8 years without a trophy

Says a fan of the team that had to wait until 1956 for it's first Wembley Challenge Cup victory.

lets live in the modern era rogues shall we,the same era that should have seen you lot relegated

and the same era that saw you go 8 years without any success



Anyway back on topic regarding who deserves a good slap, and no your not included afterall we don't condone slapping the elderly