99 Beau Falloons. Sorted.

99 Beau Falloons
Scoring against the Dirty Pies
Massive B3ll 3nd, Micky Mac
Referee turns his back

Worry worry, super scurry, get the ball out in a hurry.

Well his name puts me in mind of those TV westerns from years back like Maverick and Bronco lane etc

If he its a dip in form how long before some start calling him Faux Buffoon

Perhaps too technical for us lot, but:

Number 9, Beau Falloon
Racing off towards the line
He leaves Roby in the dust
McIlorum? We're not fussed
This is what we've waited for
A hooker who can score and score*
So listen to the Southstand roar
As number 9, Beau Falloon runs by...

* - Feel free to chuckle at any reference to his extra curricular activities or innuendo laced references to hookers of another sort...

The "racing off towards the line" part is a bit close to the bone.

Falloons Number 9,
The Rhinos number 9,
I just don't think you understand,
That when he's round the ruck,
He doesn't give a f..k,
Cos he's the greatest hooker in the land.