To the tune of Yellow Submarie by The Beatles:

"In the land, of headingly, there's a man, who plays for Leeds. We all love watching Adam Cuthbertson" repeat as desired.

Not to sound pessimistic but I have my doubts about how well this thread is going to go.

You reckon it will sink?

It just needs a good song to revive it.............here goes,

To the tune of The Addams Family,

He's Aussie and he's feared
He's got a bushy beard
Has other teams in tears
It's Adam Cuthbertson.

Thread revived, and a new song for Friday.
Sorry Dyl, couldn't help myself.

Would be better if the last line was "We're Adam's family".

But do carry on.

Always wondered how the South Stand came up with those excellent player ditties. Looks like I can rule out via the SS forum as an answer

Nailed it. My first collaboration.

Everyone's a critic! Creative geniuses are never appreciated in their time.

I should have come up with a chant as good as most of ours which involves just repeating a players name over and over again. "Sir Kevin Sinfield" ....."Leuluai, Leuluai, Kyle Kyle Kyle Kyle Leuluai" ...... "Ryan, Ryan Hall" ..... "Do, do de de de der der, Zak Hardaker" "Tommy, Tommy, Tommmy. Tommy Tommmy, Tommy Tommy Briscoe" maybe we should just use the brief Ian Kirke song I heard at Salford and use it for Cuthbo.

"Ole, oleeee, ole ole, Adam Cuth-Bert-Son" to the tune of "Feeling, hot hot hot"

Or dive to the depths

Is that a bite?

Is this for real!!

Scraping the bottom

I was thinking the last time I heard the 'oh, Danny McGuire' chant that 'Jamie Jones-Buchanan' to the same 'ditty' actually fits better. But I guess that would undermine the 'name's too long, only got one song' chant that is never sung!

Some funny comments on this thread - am enjoying it!

It's getting a bit deep though!

What on earth are you lot on uboat?

That's the enigma

Well I can't fathom it!

Still cant believe we ran with "The Monkee's" theme for Mitch Achurch.

I always reckoned the "Uptown Girl" version was a potential winner....

You'll see a few Red Herrings but I think we'll be on the Hunt until October for a decent one.

You could book ze rat pack or even U-2

It's too late for making up a chant, or a terri-brill fish/sea/nautical pun but I can't stop saying his full name to the tune of Agadoo. Maybe if someone wants to work with that. I'll start you off with a verse:

Aaaaa-daaaaaaam Cuth-bert-son
Came from Australia in some thongs
Adam Cuth-bert-son
*this line would've been far easier had he been from Wollongong*

I like it.

Aaaaaaa-daaaamm Cuth-Bert-Son
He's an Aussie, plays for Leeds
Adam Cuth-Bert-Son
Will smash your players to their Knees
To the left to the right
His offloading is a sight
Come and watch every week
And sing the Hula-Melody!

Get that submitted for next years Eurovision! Deffo the right standard for that "competition"

I'd get more points than this years England entry. At least 6!