She can't eat flowers and diamonds , but she can eat cakes and biscuits.

Discuss ..

Erm, I agree?

Did someone say cake?

Some birds I've seen in Wigan eat flowers. They also eat grass and clover while they are out in the paddock.

Some birds I've seen in Cas have clearly tried to eat diamonds too.

Is she a fat bird then ? If so, she'll more than likely be very grateful.

I don't understand this concept of having to "woo" or "romance" a female, the one that I currently can't legally shake off without considerable expense simply tagged along, before I knew it I was standing in front of a vicar promising things I never should have, I can't recall any "romancing" having taken place, not in Whitley Bay anyway.

If any younger readers need advice on this topic then please feel free to ask, I've already mentored Bang in his quest to get his partner to buy the mayo for his tea, successfully.

"Buy the mayo for his tea" is that some kind of euphimism?

Milk, no sugar is my preference

Agree fully one minute I was living the single dream, the next I have a morgage pension and a ring on my finger!

Now I just get told what's happening.

The other month I got a TEXT saying we have bought a horse box?!!

Then a few minutes later oh and we have a horse as well!!'

well I may have paid for it but it's too small for me to ride brilliant!

Any advice

Glue Factory?

Thought about jelly babies myself but as I have now gone down the pecking order again behind 2 dogs a cat and now a horse I would fear for my safety. Would be scared to sleep incase the same thing happened to me as that bloke in America called bobbit?!!

On this board I just assume that everything is a euphemism and that it'll generally involve a coffee table.

Remarkable Rhino is still a relative newbie to this forum.

I bet he still thinks a coffee table is for somewhere to put his cake.

Milk Jugs & Coffee tables

Im having dabs on that for a band name....

The poor, naive, sheltered fool. A coffee table is no place for cake around here. It'd be ruined. Unless it's chocol... no I can't do it.

The cakehole is the place for cake .. The coffee table is the place for steaming brown ....





.....beverages and biscuits .

Oh & Whitley Bay isnt [ithat[/i bad

soon to be renamed geordie shore

Milk churns, glass top coffee tables and midgets…. Oh how I miss those threads.

I've been searching for a picture showing a midget stood on a milk churn, eating cake off a glass coffee table. I'm yet to be successful but the results so far have been...interesting.

Oh Yes!

must be akward why you keep having Asthma attacks....