It is on good authority that the leeds rhinos are looking into bringing in Fui Fui Moi Moi to replace the wantaway forward Gregg Eastwood

The man with the best name in Rugby League… ever!

Go on then...i'll indulge you before anyone else gets in there........source?

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I thought you were going to say HP

As I said I was only indulging you as knew this wouldn't be true.

IIRC Hull and/or Warrington were looking at him last year but I'm sure he has a severely handicapped child that he is not prepared to uproot to the UK?

So maybe you should start up a Mason to replace Eastwood rumour instead

lol just thought i would lighten every1 up abit with the blow to peacock, seriously tho i think we could sign a centre and move senior to the second row next year.would love somebody like matt king

his name is a anagram of oi oi muf muf i i

Steele Retchless?

Fuifui Moi moi?

Wrong side of 30 for me.

Bring back Sam B

Sam Backo ??? wrong side of 49

I believe Sam has a contractual arrangement to return to Bulls if he returns to SL within a set period, so go for it!

I gather we lifted the wording straight out of another set of contracts that the board had occasion to become (all-too) intimately familiar with...

The ex-Broncos player? Close but Fui Fui (so good they named him twice) Moi Moi - I can't even say it without smiling.

Nah, it was Salford's Arthur Bradshaw in the 80s .... Now that's a proper Rugby League name.

Tracey Lazenby surely.

Now this might come back to haunt me with my fellow Southstanders. But what about signing Fielden if he is out of contract. He is starting to regain his form and he is English. Just a thought mind.

It's a thought but I'd rather Leeds signed a rugby player.

boom boom

Leeds assembling a pack of ex-Bradford forwards? Oh the irony.

If he'd take a wage drop then i'd say it would be a good move but couldn't see it and he's not worth a big salary.

How about Sam Moa (Not from Samoa)?

Absolutely. He would have to reduce his demands.
As for us signing the Bulls pack... Well I would not be too disgruntled with JP, Sam Burgess , Fielden possibly Scruton in my seventeen.

Well Fielden is better than Kirke and Burgess (Luke has plenty of time on his side though). Obviousley they're on much less but as i say if he'd take a bit lower wage i'm sure it would be a decent move, but can't see it.

I'd love Sam to come to us.. I wonder if Luke could talk him into it...(when his jaw is better

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No worries. He could always text him.

I'll see your Steele Retchless and raise you a Wayne Kerr

Ex-Canberra winger Royston Lightning has the best name in League history.