My copys of Nuts and Zoo is being delivered today (these is printed in UK for weeks agos) and in these my darling Lozzie is now famouses. Lozs, why is you not telling me of your fames and fortunes. You is here looking at your heros Cris Moyles and Comedy David.



You is quite rightly here sayings your heroes is dreaming. I agree Lozzie. Im hoping you will bring them with you on our next jeeps ride.

Idi

PMSL

Is it him though, he's the tallest out of everyone there!!!!!

Yellow pages is his friend

He was stood on a milk crate.

Lozzies was not on crates of milk. Lozzies is a bigs boy.

Lozzies makes me jealous. He never looks at mes like this. Lozzies you are not going away from me are yous? You said that when I wears your panties yous would be faithfuls to me.

Lozzie you not cheats on me with these mans???

Is it wrong that i knocked one out to sophie reade in that issue?

i feel dirty now!

It is if you did it in your gym in front of everyone, yeah!

No, but telling us all on a public forum probably is.

Probably counts as some sort of perverse "therapy"

admit it, there was a lump in your pants when you wrote that!