I have missed the strange lunatic today. No posts to laugh at!!!

How's your eyes? Can you imagine yet?

hes been with Dale Winton comparing tans

Hey gorgeous don't worry, I'm back, had a little business to deal to pitch for in London.

i'm trying to get some work with a well known Supermarket who need the Ramrod's skills, their Head of Brand had a dodgy eye though, every time I looked over she kept closing one eye and smiling.



Having said that my highlights have been treated to a special nourishing treatment which really brings out the best in my looks, that coupled with unmatched charisma has left me in no doubt the deal will be done.

Long way for you to travel Titch.

Surely Spencer Place or Lumb Lane would be easier?

You sound like a dodgy timeshare salesman

Tanned
Over confident
Supermarket deal


It all makes sense now… you're one of those double glazing sales dudes that have a pitch in the foyer of Morrison handing out leaflets and annoying shoppers.

Can I get 'mates rates' on a new conservatory?

Cant get any business there anymore, the police moved the prostitutes on due to causing racial tension.

I wouldn't have thought that you would need to visit there if you are as suave, sophisticated and loaded as you make out to be!!!

Which of his posts suggested that he was either suave or sophisticated?



Word has it that he is considerably richer than you though.

Clearly Emma you have the wrong end of the stick.

I have seen some of the photos of posters on other threads and clearly I am offering advice whilst protecting the enviroment, the damage caused by some of the lunatics driving round Lumb Lane and Spencer Drive for hours looking for lovin has a significant impact on carbon immissions.

do supermarkets sell tweezers?

did you pick up some new ones? the others must be getting pretty sticky now.

He makes out to be!!!


I wish I was rich. I wold love to be able to go shopping every day and not feel guilty for it.