Morning All

You know a collection of geese is a gaggle, a group of fish is a shoal? Well what is a collection of cowards?

I'm currently in the process of arranging a meetup for those posters who have, from the safety of their keyboards called Ryan Bailey a cheap shop merchant and a coward amongst other names.

I expect the meeting to take place sometime this season to enable us to build up a decent size list. The meeting will involve those posters actually saying these things to the guys face rather than saying it on here.

I cant remember all those who have shouted their mouths off and in any case the list will need adding to over the course of the season so you'll have to help me.

Please add any cowards names below along along with how many tickets you require for this comedic bonanza.

I'll start with

Ashmeister

RB


We having Leeds fans along as well?

Will this take the same format as the "Meet Garry Schofield" event that Phillipe' was going to organise?

You know, the one that all the keyboard warriors made excuses not to go to.

Dont see why not, although Leeds fans didn't see his worth rather than comment about his toughness. This is really for those who name call him.

Would you like any tickets to watch this once in a lifetime event?

I bought a ticket for that but Schofield never turned up.

Wow. can I praise him for that! Does he own Poundstretcher or Poundland? I do buy many nicks, and indeed knacks, from his shops.

Me v Ryan Bailey Charity Boxing anyone?

I was going to suggest the armies of some of our EU partners but figured that may be considered xenophobic or at least non-PC. Against the spirit of the entente cordiale maybe.

I would like to help compile this list.

Please help.

You might aswell just throw the whole of the Wildcats fans in there. No need to differentiate, they are all as thick as each other.

Probably best to ignore Wildcats fans on this as I dont have time for all that paperwork.

The collective name for a group of cowards is a CLUSTER!!

Typo mate

One ticket for me please. Make it ringside so he can hear me well enough

You dont need a ticket, you'll get free entry as part of the show.

The correct collective name is

Feckwitknownowtneverplayedthegamechavvyscrotum

Sadly, most clubs have a fair few of them that call themselves fans.

Bailey wouldn't even sell his shirt to them even if they were the highest bidder.

Wicked!

Are refreshments provided?

It depends if you deem a mouth full of blood refreshing.

Even better! I shall be bringing a few mates to record proceedings then for yorkshire constabulary. I am sure they will agree that being called "Sh1t", is not a reason to assault someone and given his previous, I would imagine a custodial sentence would be handed out.

Somehow, that you'd provoke someone into a confrontation then go running to the police when it all goes pear-shaped doesn't surprise me.

The Collective noun you are seeking is...

A Bailey of Cowards

Please enlighten me as to how that is provocation? Giving my opinion on someone amounts to provocation now does it?

a better way to do it Danny would be to arrange a game of rugby! those who supported bailey with him in the team against those who called him a soft-cock and don't rate him! lets see who comes out on top!!

There will be a nice orderly (if somewhat lengthy) line of people offering to smack you in the face on his behalf.