I've got the full sky package on my laptop at Uni!

Now thats living...

So not only do you have about 37 t.vs you also have it on your laptop



Show-off

Anyone know?

Yeeeeeep, just found out.

Facey B Lite, you've saved my life.

You know what I really hate?

The Japanese tourist brigade in nightclubs who take pictures of every friggin thing. Are these people living their lives or photographing them?

Am I right or am I just not with the new times..

Maybe their culture just hasnt seen anyone like you before Damo and need photographic evidence

When I was 15 I went to London for a St John event and it involved about 100 young people walking down to the Palace in full uniform - we were in hysterics at the amount of Japanese people taking photos of us - especially the ones hanging over the side of the tours buses

I hate everyone, that's why I'm a humanist.

Best way to be lad at least no-one will be disappointed

They were once taking photos of the toilets at Old Trafford, and my penis isn't that newsworthy!

Went shopping earlier, did you get my text?

You really do have gay tendencies.

Even if I did I'd rather cut my penis off and put salt on the stump than approach you.

That's right. Stay the f-ck out of my way.

I just know this is going to be some joke at my expense



Go on then no I didnt get your text

From all the big talk you've given Damo you sound mega scary, no really

Bought some well nice gear didn't I. Came into abit more money so treated mesen. Bank balance is sickening now. Don't know what to do with it.

Maybe buy a new Gilette Fusion? One that buzzes?

KERRRRRCHINGGGGG!

Aye lad just bought some new trainers and a new rhinos polo myself bargain isnt it!!

No but 100 ing photos in one venue with the same people.



Has this world gone mad or am I just not with the times?

Sort Rhinosaur out. He's just bitten my head off.

Gonna dive in his mouth now to find it. Will let you have it back in a weeks time when I’ve made my way back..

Hahahahah!

Only you can say that and get away with it Damo

Day One In Jord Rhinosaur 30/10/09

I’ve been sent on a mission. A very special mission in fact to retrieve Bangs head that was fatefully ate by Jord Rhinosaur earlier today. It hasn’t been a smooth journey through someone whose only second to Craig Loiners DP when it comes to eating everything up and its only been five minutes since I found a safe spot currently parked in some acne that is its own world to itself…

Will let you all know how I get on tomorrow as I have to make it through his heart if he has one..