I believe it's a club/mallet type object.

I have to use a sort of metal rolling device/implement if that helps?

I'm cr@p at cricket

I didn't think in 2011 that place would still be trading.

Does a guy called Robin (short, dark, rubbish, hair in his late 20's) still play there?

Only play on a Thursday Lad. No robin in our league to my knowledge.

So, for clarity: Robin is short, dark and rubbish. He had hair in his late 20s.

Is that right?

For clarity: you're a di-ck and a pedant one at that.

I had hair in my late 20's .....but don't match the rest.

Comedy gold this thread.

Maybe Keith Senior will read this thread and volunteer......

Not too sure he plays. Know he likes horses, might put one of mine up for loan on here now I know he reads the forums!!

He could take his horse and a mallett and just pretend it's polo.....

You love it.

Team captain FAIL

Meh. 6 players, 3 out of the country, 1 MIA, retired players turning me down left right and centre. If it was anyone but intrepid id fancy our chances with 3 players. Not them though, too much handicap sandbagging going on.

Is it Mighty white ace MIA?

Who's 'retired' ?



Get Nigel Smithers III to bowl, just don't forget the gas mask for all the sjit he will be chatting!

You do.

If it gets cold enough.

When it gets cold enough, saves you the effort of the old arm-breaker. Ahem

I did ask Nige ackswallly.



Ben, mikey, Andy m, Natalie. The job lot. To say we once had a team of 12.

Consequences of playing silly American quasi-sports:

1) People get bored and pack in.

2) Massive, innuendo-laden and grammar-related thread drift.

3) Nobody ends up with any cake.

You wouldn't want any cake from that bowling alley anyway, it will only be 10 years past it's sell by date like everything else!

Absolute sjithole that place.

Won 8-0 anyway with 3 players and a blind. Must have been the inspiration from this thread. Cheers guys!